I could easily bully your guy. Aim for the head. Your a mage, your not exactly agile.

As if I don't have Stoneskin, Protection from Non-magical weapons, Protection From Magical Weapons, Guardian Mantle, Absolute Immunity, etc.

*GASP* *Dies of shock (Regular kind, not the magic kind)*

Best FF ever. EVER I SAY! You need to track down a copy of it at some point and play it, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Sweet lord, it's powerful, but it doesn't rely on pure undiluted evil to use...

I would LIKE to, but I've asked everyone and his brother and they don't ahve it.

Nah, that's not SHock magic, that's Disgust Magic.

I normally don't recommend it, but it is close to ten years old and for the SNES, so it is very rare. You may want to use an Emulater to play it on your computer.

Would those be like those Sex Magic spells you were talking about earlier that krylo was so interested in...

Sex magic! That should be my guy's one spell. Screw being faster, just make everyone extremely horny so they can't fight because they need to masterbate.

Dear God, what have I unleashed...

Hmm... right... damn, when I had an SNES, all I did was play Super Mario World, and nobody told me about FFVI... pieceashit...
Nope, this is entirely my own creation, drawn from the black, corrupted recesses of my soul.

I believe that spell is called Power Word: Rut.

And with your haste, you would "screw beings faster", as opposed to "screw being faster". Of course, this may cause problems with premature ejaculation...

It was also known as FFIII at first. Had characters like Kefka, Locke, Celes (That is where Celes' username comes from), Edger, and others. Great game.

Oh, well now I see why you always make such a good Black Mage...

I downloaded Celes' Theme on piano, and it's nice. Now to track the game itself down...

Of course.

[Voiceover]Evil, sadistic, and bastard-like, the one, the only, the quintessential black mage! Accept no substitutes for all your destructive needs - vote Dante for Black Mage!

Dante - where there's fire, there's Dante! (DANTE!) [/Voiceover]

(Coming to an RP near you. Batteries not included. The Dante you receive may not always be at full mental or creative capability and should be expected to murder all insignificant beings in blood-curdling ways to make even krylo want to regurgitate the contents of his past twenty meals due to utter complete and total disgust at the killing speed of Dante given that he is sadistic intelligent and dangerous. Warranty lasts for 90 days. Warranty begins with shipping. Shipping take 89 days. If you read all the way through this I congratualate you on your incredible patience and would now like to ask you to get a life. Dante goes crazy and inflicts painful genocide on all living beings for a five mile radius if not given food, drink, girls and internet access for more than one day. Manufacturers not responsible for painful genocide on all living beings for a five mile radius. Optional Dante Sanity Pack(TM), Decency Module(TM) and Self-Restraint Apparatus(TM) not included and wil lnever be included simply because we're evil bastards too. )