#1020: "Or if that was bone."
 

Not sure who got the worst deal here. Drizz'l or Black Mage.

Probably Drizzle, no swords.

Besides, Black Mage is clearly his own worst enemy. Drizz'l is better off just by virtue of not being Black Mage.

Where's a fire breathing ancient horror when you need one?

I like how you can read this in basically any direction, starting from the left and going right, starting from the right and going left, starting from the left and going down, and even starting from the right and going down.
Can't read it backwards, though.
I mean, you can try reading it backwards. I won't stop you.

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. Reading stuff backwards can give you a whole new outlook on life.

Anyway, the way I see it, all Drizz'l needs is a massive glass of lukewarm Coke. The ice will melt almost instantly, and he'll have a refreshing beverage afterward!

Garland reminds me of that Mom that is WAY too into community events. You know what I'm talking about.

Ah, but remember what happened the last time soda was involved? I seem to remember A) it stinking up everyone's shoes, B) it causing a perfectly natural setting to instantly turn into a wet landfill, and C) it melting BB's head. And that was jut Mountain Dew! Can you imagine what Coke would cause?!

I think Drizz'l is even more pathetic than Black Mage. BM at least gets stuff DONE. Drizz'l is just kind of...broken. He gets nothing done, he just complains. I mean, BM does about the same but then he burns things.

Actually, the right side is hilarious when read backwards.