The Warring States of NPF - The problem with Cartoons today

Mind you i'm not talking about anime here...

But the ultimate argument for the fall of cartoon quality for me (besides the XXXtreme virus) is that they no longer have the balls to make shows like the following script...

Quote:

Narrator: Ohhh~hhh!! Come! Let us see how these two characters
Dee Dee!
And Dexter!
Were woven into this grand tapestry of liiife
Together!
Please come in time with me
And we will see
The beginning to be...

Father: My goodness! My gracious!
When will this day be done?
Will it be a girl or will I have a son?

Mother: Dear Mother Nature
Bless this day
For on this hour You'll start to love
My newborn baaaby
Please make sure that There is good for... (sudden stop)
(gasping) Hee! Hee! Hee!

Doctor: Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!

Mother: Hah-hah-hah-haaaaah!!

Doctor: Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!

Mother: Hah-hah-hah-haaaaah!!

Doctor: Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!
Do your breathing!

Mother: Ha-ha-ha-AAAAAH!!!

Father: My goodness! My gracious!
When will this day be done?
Will I have a girl or will I have a son?

Doctor: Congratulations, Mr. Father!
Today is fin'ly done
Maye I announce that you
Now have a
Son!

Father: I finally have a son!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah-Hooray!
I finally have a--! EGAD!!
Look!
At the size of his cranium!
Is there a problem?
(weeping)
Is there a problem?

Doctor: He proves to have a skull
Exactly twice the size of norm!
And Norm's the largest man I've seen
And you have just been born!

His X-Rays shows his brain is huge
There shouldn't be a fuss!
As doctors, we must classify him...
Clinically genius!

With these glasses
I betrothe to you
The knowledge and skill
That is quire far and few!

Dexter: At last
Mother and father
I am created!

Mother & Father: We're hone, dear daughter
And we have for you
Your newborn brother!

Dee Dee: I can't believe it
I've longed for another!
I can't believe it
I have a baby
Bro-o-o-o-o-other!

Mother & Father: We hope that you
Will play together
And now we'd like you to meet
Baby brother dexter!

Dee Dee: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
What does this button do?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
What does this button do?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
What does this button DO?

Dexter: WAAAAH!!!

Dee Dee: I now know what this button does
It makes my brother cry!

Dexter: For my first observation
I'd like to state
For every action There is a reaction!

This universe is vast and grand
I'll take my life to understand
These Tinker Toys mean nothing to me--
WAIT!!

I see po-ssi-bi-li-ty!

Connect and attatch these pieces!
Bit by bit I'll make my thesis!
A screw right here
A wrench right there
At last my invention to grab that pear!!

Dee Dee: Hello~o dear brother!
What have you got there?

Dexter: Nothing! Nothing!
You only see air!

Dee Dee: Don't be silly!
I love you very much!

(CRASH!!)

I guess I shouldn't touch!

Dexter: I see she'll ruin everything she sees infront of her
I'll have to move my studies So they'll be much safer!

My crib has bars surrounding
She'll never penetrate!
I'll find out things astounding
This creation
Dee Dee won't break!!

Attatch and connect these knobbys
I cannot say that this is a hobby
And with these finds
I'll save mankind
And make proud
Albert Einstein!!

Dee Dee: Hello~o dear brother!
What have you got there?

Dexter: Nothing! Nothing!
You only see air!

Dee Dee: Don't be silly!
I love you very much!

(CRASH!!)

I guess I shouldn't touch!

Dexter: I see she'll ruin everything she sees infront of her
I'll have to move my studies So they'll be much safer!

This closet is secluded
I'll lock myself right in
My knowledge has demanded
She won't find me within!

Connect and attatch these gizmo!
I'll be called a national hero!
I'll let all people breathe in space
They'll have to immortalize my face!

Dee Dee: Hello~o Dear brother!
What have you got there?

Dexter: Nothing! Nothing!
You only see air!

Dee Dee: Don't be silly!
I love you very much!

(CRASH!!)

I guess I shouldn't touch!

Dexter: How can this be?
Is there no place for me?
Will I ever be free...?

These were my last four walls
And yet she made them fall
Must I work at them all?

Will my science be done
And do I say farewell
So long

This place is new!
This place is huge!
And so secret from the world!

I know now what I must do!
And no one will ever know!
I'll build a place where I can be
For man and science
Forever free!

Connect and attatch these pieces
I have no time for snacks and cheeses
I'll master mysteries
That no one else can solve!
Did we all appear here
Or did we all evolve?

I'll communicate with animals
And travel back in time
I doubt that there'll be others
I'll be the one that shines!

I'm almost done
I feel the power
Deep inside this lab
Just one more small connection
And hello to
Dexter's Lab!

Wahahahahahahaha!!!

Dee Dee: I~I~I~I~I~I~I a~a~am making believe I'm sailing on the sea!
I~I~I~I~I~I~I a~a~am Making believe I'm captain of the Pea!
I'm sailing through the water
And I'll dock right on the shore!

Hey! I've never laid eyes On that bookcase before!
It seems so very strange
That all these books Would just show up!
I better tug on this one and--

Oh my goodness!
The walls fly up!

Dexter: At last!
My greatest work
Is now completed!

Dee Dee: Hello-o, dear brother!
What have you got there?

OOOOH!!

What does this button do-o-o?

Dexter: Boo-hoo!
Whatever did I do to you...?

(explosion)

This can't be cool
I am the greatest fool
I thought that With math and science
I could stop this reign of terror
(sobs)
Ah-ah! But I can't!

She's won this round
I have been found
It's over
My life is over
It can't be over
I'm too young to
Die!

I'll mend my broken wings
But no matter how I try
DeeDee will run right in
And break things
Will I ever learn to fly
I cry!

This is no fantasy
This is reality
I'm stuck for my life
I'm suck and I'll be stuck
Forever
With
My sister
Dee Dee!!

If any mod wants to put this in Spoiler2, go right ahead!