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Nique 08-13-2008 04:43 PM

BOOBS
 
They make us dumb

Kind of depressing, actually or it would be if we men can get through the article without constantly thinking 'heh heh ... Boobs. Awesome.'

Osterbaum 08-13-2008 04:50 PM

Well, I bet this thread will get a lot of views.

Honestly, is there someone here who did not allready know this to be a fact?

I wouldn't even be posting this right now if it weren't for boobs!

Who doesn't like sex? Who doesn't want more of it?

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So a man might do things he would not otherwise do (spending an hour surfing a Jennifer Love Hewitt fan site), or may behave in a seemingly irresponsible manner (skipping the condom).

Eheh, I think that requires alcohol too.

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Whether or not women are as blinded by sex as men remains an open question. Would a picture of David Beckham in briefs influence a woman to pass up a bigger payout? Maybe, but the studies on sexual arousal and decision-making have mostly been done on men, so the verdict is out.

Being serious for a second, I think these studies really should be done with women too.

Pip Boy 08-13-2008 04:52 PM

Its an interesting article, but really this is just science backing up something people have known for thousands of years.

Regulus Tera 08-13-2008 04:54 PM

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You may have known this all along, but now it has been demonstrated scientifically: bikinis make men stupid.
No shit, Sherlock!

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In each test, the researchers offered the men the choice between being paid 15 euros immediately or bargaining for a larger sum that they'd be willing to wait a week or a month for. In all the tests, the men exposed to the sexy imagery or bras cited delayed reward amounts that were lower than the amounts cited by the men who saw sex-neutral imagery. For example, while a man who looked at landscapes might have demanded an extra payment of 10 euros a month later (totaling 25), the bikini-gazer might have been willing to settle for five extra (totaling 20). The sexy imagery did not work on all men all the time, but, as a group, men with sex on their brains settled for a less lucrative bargain, suggesting they were more impulsive and valued immediate gratification more than the controls.
Okay, he's got a point.

Nique 08-13-2008 04:55 PM

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Its an interesting article, but really this is just science backing up something people have known for thousands of years.
That's what bothers me about all these research articles. I mean, some stuff is good to know when it comes to sexual health, even if it is slightly novel. But why waste time of this when you could be, I don't know, curing cancer? No wait, everyone says that. Umm what about... mapping... genomes?

TDK 08-13-2008 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nique (Post 823632)
Kind of depressing, actually or it would be if we men can get through the article without constantly thinking 'heh heh ... Boobs. Awesome.'

Heh, yeah boobs are gre-I mean yeah, that's true. I don't think its quite as bad (for some guys, at least) as the article makes it out to be, though.

Osterbaum 08-13-2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera
No shit, Sherlock!

What you mean to say is; No boob, Sherlock!

Hatake Kakashi 08-13-2008 05:40 PM

This is pretty much what we've known all alo-Oh WOW! BEWBIES! Frankly, curves are appreciated in just about anything known to man. It's something that's been ingrained into us since the dawn of time. It does make me wonder exactly how the more conservative cultures haven't managed to get more things done, what with their insistence upon going without distractions and all.

The Amish should be ruling the world right now, since the showing of any more than an ankle is quite scandalous. When was the last time you saw an Amish bikini? Their clarity of thought should be freaking phenomenal!

As for the rest of you, may you not have a single coherent thought for the rest of the day. Here!

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-co...epic-boobs.jpg

Here's one for the ladies. May you have no coherent thoughts for the rest of the day, either.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_468x436.jpg

Bells 08-13-2008 08:22 PM

You fools never watched the L word? That show IS the Theory discussed right here...

Solid Snake 08-13-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nique (Post 823641)
Blah blah blah blah blah WONDERELLA QUOTE

Damn you Nique! You got me addicted to a new brilliantly-written and extraordinarily witty webcomic! Now I have a new way to drain another two minutes of my life every few days!
Ahh, the simple joys I experience when I'm sick...


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