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Name: Psymon Stark
Weapons: A pair of golden colts.
Ablitys: Slow time, Slow pause, The abilty to be able to stunt dive without a conscience(You try and throw yourself across a room without getting scared of pain). Kung fu

Bio: Leader of Squad "Team Teamers", apart of the sub-divsion in the upper west cell. He was given the abilty to slow time when he placed infront of a loaded gun, ready to be shott for the murder of his brother. He escaped without a trace. he is now in search for the real murderer.

A conscience would not prevent you from stunt diving unless you were supposed to land on a little old lady with kittens all over her.

And I can already assume this will turn into a Matrix Rip off due to your 'powers'. But how exactly is one just given powers because he's about to be shot?

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention. Along with being an "idiot/n00b" slayer, IHMN also comments on anything too illogical in the RPs...

It shouldn't be conscience, yes, like IHMN said...

Maybe "without consciousness"? IE, he reflexively pulls out Matrix mojo when someone tries to gank him.

*Checks his watch* Well, it took as longer then some, but I think we made good time in scaring off this new guy...

My... half-kill? Odd... I thought I'd be happier about scaring someone away... but instead I just feel all hollow inside.

Hmm, for someone with a corrupted and blackened soul, you sure have trouble enjoying the little things in life don't you?

Yes, there's an annoying thing called a conscience still floating round in there... it keeps evading the predictors...

I've still got mine, and it's giving me the evil eye right now, but it is overridden by my extreme cynicism and annoyance of new people that just don't know how to RP.

Speaking of which, I had a crazy idea for an RP called "This Is Your Life".

The players play a group of friends who then have to cope with the vicissitudes of life, such as driving lessons, being hit on, and random ninja attacks. There may or may not be combat, and there may or may not be love scenes, and it may or may not end up like a hideously twisted soap opera.

I can immediately tell it's going to suck.