Loot the body for supplies, and leave the room.

Go Super Sayan 12!

Check your cell to see if you got any messages while you were being kidnapped and treated.

Make sure the good doctor is actually dead.

Leave and press the nearest big, shiny button. No matter what it does.

1 new message.
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...Who's this shmuck?
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Oh great. Chain e-mail.
Inventory updated!
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I got a good feeling about those pills.
Alien Base
Hallway 1
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A conundrum. While I'm always one to respect the authority of signs...
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...I have a duty to science.



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A Hot Pocket.

Eat the hot pocket, maybe it will give you super powers.

Pocket the hot pocket and get away as far away from the room with Hbrrrt's body in it as you can. If the Major had a bomb up his bum, chances are that other high ranking aliens probably have one too.

Does anyone else appreciate how the T-shirt changes text?

In any case, pocket the hot pocket, but don't eat it. Then find a cubicle. You don't want to have to go to the toilet during a boss fight.

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I sure hope it's pizza flavor.


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...Hmm. I guess rank determines ass-explosion size.

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Hah... hah... Gotta.... quit... smoking...

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AHHHHOHMYNUMEROUSSPACEGODS!! WHY IS MY PLANT-LIKE SKIN SO FLAMMABLE!!

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Wait, flaming man nurse?

...Sounds like a porn title.