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Doc ock rokc 09-08-2008 11:12 PM

go to the map and zoom in

The SSB Intern 09-10-2008 10:30 PM

Grr, homework. Grr.

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc (Post 834729)
go to the map and zoom in

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/Joel69.jpg

I press tab to zoom in, right?

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/Joel70.jpg
Another major? I wonder if we're bestest friends?

Harpell 09-11-2008 12:39 AM

GAME ROOM. GO THERE.

It is imperative.

Lord Setheris 09-12-2008 08:00 PM

Agreed. Game room.

The SSB Intern 09-13-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

GAME ROOM. GO THERE.

It is imperative.
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel71.jpg

Oh hey Major. Wanna play some Smash Bros? This douche on wifi keeps spamming with the bow and arrow.


(Can any anyone tell me why all the chairs I've made are black leather? That seems a little weird to me.)

Lord Setheris 09-13-2008 08:46 PM

Add a wiimote your inventory. Whenever you get a chance, tie a rope or string around it and use it as a weapon to escape the base.

Harpell 09-13-2008 11:19 PM

Er...ask him why he's playing Brawl without pants.

Doc ock rokc 09-14-2008 03:11 PM

Whatever you do DON'T LOOK AT HIS "WIIMOTE"

Harpell 09-14-2008 08:32 PM

That completely changes the meaning of Lord Setheris' post, Doc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Setheris
Add a wiimote your inventory. Whenever you get a chance, tie a rope or string around it and use it as a weapon to escape the base.

And I whole-heartedly approve.

Premmy 09-14-2008 11:32 PM

seconded

Satan's Onion 09-15-2008 04:48 AM

Wait, why would he want to go completely bare-assed on a leather chair? Wouldn't that get...sweaty? (Enjoy that mental image, by the way.)

Anyway, go play some Brawl. You probably shouldn't completely kick his ass at it, 'cos, y'know, he might get pissed off, but, well...it is Brawl.

Lord Setheris 09-15-2008 10:08 AM

If you MUST play brawl, do so as Zero Suit Samus.

The SSB Intern 09-16-2008 10:40 PM

(Anyone know how to upload pictures without it putting that weird grainy crap on them?)

Quote:

That completely changes the meaning of Lord Setheris' post, Doc.



Quote:

Add a wiimote your inventory. Whenever you get a chance, tie a rope or string around it and use it as a weapon to escape the base.
And I whole-heartedly approve.
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel72.jpg
This should clear up some confusion.


http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel73.jpg
This is just making me self conscious.
Yaah!

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel74.jpg
It's stuck on good.

Harpell 09-16-2008 11:25 PM

EDIT: I retract my idea and second Premonitions' idea.
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Premmy 09-17-2008 12:16 AM

play brawl with it still attached.

Drouth 09-17-2008 03:05 AM

(Save the pictures as .PNG or .GIF, that should get rid of the "grains" for the following pictures.)

And I third Premonitions' idea.

Edit: Use Kirby.

Doc ock rokc 09-17-2008 05:52 PM

...told you not to look at it....
Say that you would rather play monopoly but you need to do something real quick...THEN Make like a tree and get the fuck out of there

Lord Setheris 09-17-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Premonitions (Post 838621)
play brawl with it still attached.

I fourth it.
And agree with kirby. Also since you can't attach a nunchuck in that position, make sure you work on your shielding and dodging.

Sir Pinkleton 09-17-2008 08:07 PM

Play brawl and enjoy it.

The SSB Intern 09-19-2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyone
BRAWLBRAWLBRAWL

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel75.png
Five stock no items battlefield.


(Recovering from exhausting week. But here's some boyoreos!)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...n/boyoreos.png

Lord Setheris 09-24-2008 12:52 AM

Turn into a rock!
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM!

Harpell 09-24-2008 08:28 PM

You know what must be done: Suck 'im up and...FALCON PAAWNCH!

Drouth 09-24-2008 10:33 PM

No. Show Lt. Masa and the bastard playing as Captain Falcon who's the master at brawl. Kill yourself four times, THEN beat him using a FALCON PAAWNCH!

Premmy 09-25-2008 12:34 AM

squeeze REALLLY hard so he(Lt Massa) passes out, then rob him of his valuables, then continue playing.

The SSB Intern 09-27-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harpell (Post 842262)
You know what must be done: Suck 'im up and...FALCON PAAWNCH!

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel76.png
No! NOOOOOO!

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel77.png
Awwww

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel78.png
HAIKOOOON....

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f..._Intern/79.png

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel79.png
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel80.png
HA! YES! YES! YES!

...Where's Masa?

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel81.png
Hey, check this out! My MotionPlus just got here in the mail. Sweeeet.

Lord Setheris 10-01-2008 03:09 AM

RUN. RUN LIKE CRAZY. DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHY.

The SSB Intern 10-04-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Setheris (Post 845595)
RUN. RUN LIKE CRAZY. DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHY.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/Joel82.png
Wait! Don't go! I don't even have your friend code...

It doesn't matter. There's a good chance I'm not going to survive. And more importantly,

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel83.png
I'm not your friend.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel84.png
Major...

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel85.png
Don't call me that...

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel86.png
My name is Joel.



http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel87.png
So it's finally revealed.....
Hehehehehehe.....






http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ern/joel88.png
Uh, actually, could I keep the wiimote?
Go ahead...

(Consider this the end of part one. I'll start a new thread continuing the story sooner or later. Anyone can start up their own stories if they want.)

Satan's Onion 10-04-2008 07:26 PM

Hm. If this thread's over, no reason for me not to lock it.

If anyone else wants to start one, well, it's not compulsory but they are fun...


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