Actually, I've decided on a different character.


Name: "Neo" Anderson
Age: 24
Description: What Neo looks like from the matrix, black long trenchcoat, black clothes, black glasses, etc.
Background: No one's really sure about Neo, actually. He was sighted running down the street, firing at several men in suits following after him. He eventually lost them and went into the apartment and just kinda stayed there ever since, and trying to bomb companies which involve people in professional buisness suits.
Special notes: Has several guns hidden within his trenchcoat, which he whips out dramatically when he sees anyone in a suit or police outfit and fires away. Thankfully, the guns are only capguns. Also, Neo is always trying to get people's cellphones and insists on calling "The Operator". Neo also somehow knows really cool kung fu moves and beats up anyone in his way in the most dramatic style possible. And for some odd reason, he can run on walls. Aaaaand, when the group runs out of money, Neo kung fu's the apartment owners and then fights off the police he calls afterwards.
Quote: "The Matrix has you." And when talking to a man in a suit about the payment on the apartment which is: "How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

I just realized something. If my guy could absorb Dustin's ability to be better than everyone else, what would happen? It would be where you would have to solve the system of equations of:

Ripel>Dustin
Ripel<Dustin

...granted, it would stop eventually (I would think), but what would happen to either of them? I'd say they'd probably explode.

PS - With all that's going on, I bet that Dustin will be a culmination of all our character's traits and quirks; the perverted one seems to immediately come to mind. Also, he will no doubt have a fan club. All the "perfect" people seem to.

IHMN....seriously, what's the deal? It don't matter, I'm still smarter than everybody, and that's that. Hell, I don't even need to talk about my looks, My character looks like me, and that's more than enough to surpass anything IHMN could put in his profile :p

I have a good feeling about this RP...

1) Depending on the situation, the 'perfect' person is either loved or hated. Hated is funnier though.

2) Why bitch only at me when Ecurt's guy is basically the same thing, just equal and not slightly better?

3) My perfect guy does not like to show off he is better and usually keeps quite while letting everyone else do everything unless he is needed so he doesn't get anyone mad, though if challenged he almost always has to agree to it due to unknown reasons.

4) "Better than you" is something I could put in my guy's profile to surpass that.

I hereby declare that to be against the rules of godmodding! Serioiusly, though, Ecurt's guy is a little too fantastic for this one, I believe. Everyone else's is simply a spin on reality, your guy seems supernatural, that's all.

My guy is a spin on reality. He is really good, at everything.

Because of his recent actions in the Three word adventures, I'm requesting that MasterMage be thrown out of this. I won't be laughing as much as I am hating him when he pops up.

I second that.

Wow, he retreated. I chased away a n00b. It felt pretty good. In fact, it felt really good. Now I see why IHMN enjoys doing it so much.

Ripel is based off posers...only, he can actually do the things. It can get really annoying, especially if you two challenge him. In a sense, he can be more annoying than Dustin, because no matter how hard you try you two will always tie. Since he doesn't just plain out beat you, people will find it harder to just give up.

Anyway...here's IHMN's Character Dustin Haiku.

I'm better than you,
Just look at what I can do,
The rest of you suck.