E. A. - No, it's not that bad in my opinion, I just wanted to have an excuse to put Link in a situation where there'll be "Demons". Then, my guy would play as Dark Link, just for fun. Of course, Dark Link would win in this one, hands down.

Lazy - Well, then we should be congratulating you in that thread.

...So... we have like ten BILLION sign ups for this now. IHMN... go find them all and give us one of your lists.

Also: shouldn't this start soon?

What character are you using krylo?

I'm not really sure whats going on here, but i think i like it. consider this my application for enrollment.

Name: Captain Amazing (no seriously, his parents named him that)
Age: 23
Description: 6ft, 2in tall; 170 lbs; short spikey blond hair (lots of product); very pale blue eyes and a good complexion. usualy wears a denim jacket with a "Cpt. Amz" patch on the right arm.
Background: Captain Amazing claims to have been born with incredible powers...like the power to sit still for long periods of time, and stare blankly at things. There is no staring competition that he can't win, no sitting trophy he doesnt own. Rumor has it he once sat for five days straight.
Special Note: Very large ego for a man who's only superpower is to sit still.
Quote: "Ker-SIT!"

Only one person has voted (FZ) and he voted for the old man... so I guess him.

Didn't Dante say he didn't want old people?

Yah, but he didn't vote, so I guess he must not mind too terribly.

Besides, I'm sure we all can assume that Krylo will act his character's age and go about it in a matter that will be acceptable and mature.

By the way...I didn't know you could put oregano in brownies...

Ecurt, whilst making the list, I went back and read your guy's ability to be anywhere at any time... Shall we just get rid of that (This is weird, not super natural)?

Yeah, might as well.

Player – Character – Character quirk

1) Dr. DR -- Joe Kalanski – A British guy (Possibly gay) with good teeth *GASP!*
2) Mr. W – Ray Fillmore – Computer geek who thinks he’s all that.
3) Andy – Christopher Stephenson –- Rich snotty brat.
4) Ecurt – Ripel -- If you can do it, so can he. Can’t control personality.
5) SS – Bradley -- A Canadian *snicker* with a metal arm.
6) IHMN – Dustin Watts – If you can do it, he can do it better.
7) krylo -- Gary (Grandpa Gary) – Old man who owns apartment.
8) FZ – Jas Valgeer – Weird machine building guy.
9) Minor -- Jesse Kruman – Music loving idiot.
10) Psycho – Zak – Split personalities (Himself, Gandhi, Vlad the Impaler)
11) Ranger -- Benjamin Mahoney – Smart guy.
12) Psymon – Bob – Tactics guy.
13) lazy -- John Lang – Lazy guy.
14) J Man -- "Neo" Anderson – Guy who thinks he is in The Matrix.
15) Elminster – Link – He thinks he is Link from the Zelda games.
16) Johnny -- Captain Amazing – He can sit.
17) Batgirl -- Ariella Kyle -- Goth chick.



Expected drop outs – Johnny, Psymon, Andy, Mr. W, Minor.

Link to Batgirl's character (She's not in the attachment)

I think that about sums it up, except in that text file you took out my quote. :rmage:

You missed batgirl I think.

I can feel the love.

So can I.

Am I not "creative" enough for your weird little RP? Am I not welcome here? Did I do something wrong?

You know what, fuck it. You people aren't worth my time anyway.

Don't be such pussies. I'm just basing this off the fact that those people visit randomly and will get left behind and probably just drop out. You/They may or may not drop out, I don't know, I'm just guessing.

I was merely making an observation. In the end you may be right, I don't know.

well, as the GM isn't likely to drop out on us, and we're making the game wierd from the get-go, the prospects of me sticking with this RP are pretty good.

Hey, he did forget me...oh well.

I'm the goth chick who hates everything and everyone.

And the DM did see the Ten Thousand Submissions, and he was not pleased
Not for lack of enthusiastic response, but rather, for the overflow of it.
For yea, the DM was not God, not yet... and verily. he was vexed.

Stupidity aside, 16+ people in one RP is too much for me to handle. I honestly did not expect such a strong response to this, and I doubt that the situation could be remedied even with sub-GMs like FZ and IHMN. The problem now is that being human, and enjoying the chance to be weird, there is a very high probability that you will all go off on separate tangents and shatter any possible hope of continuity; in essence, 16 little RP threads all lumped into one.

I will need time to consider this development... and I am considering the possibility of requiring a short post from all interested parties about an amusing scene with your character in it. This serves the threefold purpose of giving me ideas, allowing everyone to make their opinions about everyone else, and weeding out those people who simply won't make it good for everyone else.

In the meantime, krylo, FZ and IHMN, I hope you can help me keep the others under control. I am seriously going to need the help of all three of you if I have to deal with 16 people.

Why am I expected to drop out? You thought I got scared off by the specailists thread, didn't you. I'm learning the ways of the RPing. (Slowly-ish)

That sounds like a good idea, both for it's ability to weed out those without potential or can't RP, and to set up some storylines. At the beginning of each chapter, just set up an overarching story that everyone will need to deal with, like in one chapter there could be an explosion at the nearby Nucler Power Plant, turning almost everyone in the city into zombies. Due to random gadget X made by character Y (I'm thinking my guy), we were protected. That chapter has us dealing with zomibes while we go about our mundane tasks. In the end of the chapter, due to some random bit of Deus Ex Machina, the town is restored to normal. Next chapter, a new random thing effects the city, and so on...

That's how I would think you would try and herd everyone's individual insanity into one coherent flow of insanity...

While I'd obviously prefer not to leave, since I'm in a different time zone and can't post much at the main posting time most people favour, I'd understand fully if you booted me from this one considering the overflow.

So will the test be done here, or will it come up in a new thread?

sounds like a plan. i do belive ill get started on outlining that now.

Is this ever going to start?

It'll be like Survivor, but with less gay shirtless men(probobly).

I don't know, it's Dante's show, I'm just the Co-GM here to try and regulate you all.

Translation: Bow before me and Dante. WE CONTROL YOUR SOULS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.


But anyways.

Am I the only one foreseeing much in the way of arguments in this? *sigh* Please don't pull an IAJ. (IHMN And Jadguy)

I am a stunning specimen of humanity! Even now, I improve the quality of life for all who come into contact with me by making them feel good about themselves! How, you ask? Simple!

I act like a complete moron in ways they never thought possible, much less plausible!! And faced with such relentless stupidity, they can't help but smile at their own boosted sense of self-esteem.

This disturbs me in ways and on so many levels, I never even it thought possible

I believe I understand why Azeir is a lone Drow...

Anyway, did Dante get sent away again? I wouldn't be surprised, but I would rather know for sure.

Wow, just when you thought the people joining this forum could not become more idiotic, Azeir just has to prove me wrong. I hate being proven wrong by idiots. Consider yourself reported.

And Dante's around, I don't know why he seems to have given up on this. Maybe he had a change of heart on the idea.

"no stupider" is bad grammar. :B Couldn't get more stupid.

/english teacher

Sorry, it's 1:16 AM here, and I jumped on right before bed... Couldn't be more stupid is what I was looking for, and I thought "Stupider" didn't sound right, but I didn't care...

EDIT: I think that's better english...

EDIT 2: Ahh, shiney, so you are still around. We thought you and RaiRai had left the RP section to be a semi-No Man's Land where we learned to mostly moderate ourselves.

I lurk occasionally. Just use the report post button when you have an issue. But yeah, we have basically left because we roleplay at avariel.net since we own it and it's dedicated to forum roleplay and that.

No, I'm not plugging.

Who likes Azeir's new attitude? I think he's much more cheery.

A thoroughly more agreeable individual now! Excellent work shiney, a masterpiece as usual!

And I guess I should really give Avariel a careful look one of these days and check it out. I registered, but never really did anything with it.

Heheheh...FZ got told. *snicker*

Anyway, maybe Dante's just preparing a huge post...or not. We'll see. Hopefully soon.

As for you shiny I had assumed you had run off with RaiRai to the land of Milk and Honey...AKA Avariel/Avarial/Ava...well, Av something. I can never spell it right.

Wow, Dante's birthday just happens to be on Easter.

Well...I guess that would explain some things.

Happy Birthday Dante!

*huge cake gets wheeled in*

Happy birthday Dante!

*Somehow, we managed to coxe CJ into going inside of the cake*

ALL RUN FROM THE WHIP OF AUTHORITY!

Thank you everyone for your kind words... No, I have not been reborn, however much my birthday may have been on Easter...

Anyways. I have been brainstorming over the past one or two days, and so far I only see one way to deal with the problem of having so many people...

...That is, dictate the circumstances for everyone, then let you guys RP among yourselves and get into Bad Craziness(TM) until I feel there is a need to push the plot forward. E.g., let's say you;re all at someone's funeral. I'll set the scene, then you guys can talk, plot, cry, and sneak whoopee cushions under people until I arbitrarily decide that zombies rise from the earth. It's kinda like real life in that respect - nobody really explains anything to you IRL, you just get a batch of circumstances and people and then you have to live with it.

That way is is a variant how the original Casual RP handled itself. When Neverwhere vanished for inexplicable reasons, I was eventually forced to shape his world to my liking, and Tenjin, Mr.V, Gato and so on crafted their own storylines to eventually join into mine and LWM's. The only difference now is that my presence in the game is delocalized into multiple NPCs, and that I'm not really participating, though I'll have to play a coordinator of sorts.

Is this a good way of handling the HR problem? Just post your paragraphs in this thread. It's not a strict requirement, anyway, but it might be good to pass the time.

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*CJ whips Dante like the Romans scourging Jesus in The Passion*

"Never... knew... pain.... felt so... gooood...."

How have I missed this sign up? Curse me not being around a lot... I want to sign up, if it's not too late... Since it looks like just a humorous one, I don't htink it would be too late.

And I just so happened to come into the RP after this post:

Weird. I guess I did come in with the cake. O_o *eye twitches*

Oh yes, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANTE!

We already have 16 (Would be 17, but Mr. Wind Up is a pussy) people, so one more won't hurt.



And again, it's just a day closer to dieing, yippee.

The irony isn't lost on us...

And Dante is Head GM, and he hasn't officially started it up yet, so go ahead and join.

EDIT: Hey look, it's IHMN, the bearer of good will and cheer!

Well, death is coming weither we like it or not, so what's the point in being pessimistic about it? You have two choices
1. Celebrate anyway for being alive, since it's a struggle for others to make it to their next birthday. Celebrate good health and friends.
2. Be pissy about it. Like one of those mean old men down the road who chase people away who try to be nice to them.

Well... there's always more choices, but I'll leave it at that. ^^

I will not be that one. I will own rifles and shotguns by then. No chasing here. Just sit on my pourch in a rocking chair.

Actually...unless you believe in Fate, your birthday isn't a day closer to death. It's more like with each passing day comes a greater chance of dying of natural causes in the days that are after, because the day before there was a greater amount of days that you could die in that you.

Hope that made sense.

PS - Hey...I know my mind's in the gutter right now, but I can't help but wonder what a girl covered in birthday cake would taste like.

Everyday is a day closer to death. Your birthday is no more obvious, but it is a bigger reminder.

Cake...

Wow, then your going to be the Uncles from Secondhand Lions.

Man - "Excuse me sir, I was wondering if -"
*BLAM*
*Man running in fear*


And seriously, it would just taste like cake. I don't care how far in the gutter your mind is, keep your common sense.

1) Meh, nevermind.

2) Yes, but cake smothered on a girl would probably be at least different from cake on a plate.

If the girl hadn't showered in a while, dead skin and dirt.

If the girl is sweating from being in a cake with candles lit, salty.

If the girl is clean, cake.

Or possibly fish.

My only question is, how did they get the girl in the cat in the first place...

EDIT: You felt the need to bring up every mistake I made...

I think he meant the experience would be different.

And besides, to answer this question, there is only one solution.

Experience.

Who wants to volunteer to find out?

Not I! You guys can eat cake off of each other, it would probably taste the same, but the experience probably would be a little... different.

But...Celes...you're the one that would do best in bondage gear.

What? He never specified that she had to be naked.

What? Grammer Nazis? NUUUU! I JUST SAW HELLBOY, SO I'LL SMUSH YOU INTO OBLIVION! *gets dragged away screaming*

SS is such a freshmen...

In response...


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I'll go and get the condoms now.

Well, that was random and confusing. I think IHMN said it best...

Urk. I can't find the binary translator... I don't know if I should be worried about that, or glad...

I aim to mentally mutilate. Not insult, but mentally mutilate.

And about the bondage gear thing, I was technically correct. He never did specify.

*Looks back thruogh the thread* And ironically enough...this...entire discussion is my fault in a way. I feel so...violated.

I'm not even sure if I was mentally mutilated I'm so confused by your posts...

And I can't find a Binary to English translater, so it doesn't really matter what it said.

Either these kinds of conversations are boring without krylo, or SS makes them boring. I'm not sure which.

Edit-

krylo just has that special flare for making every bizarre conversation more so. He's developed it into a fine art that just can't be imitated.

Experience does have something to do with it. Things do also taste different when the circumstances are different.

And for her to taste exactly like cake she's not only have to have no taste herself, she'd probably have to be at the same temperature, and from my experiences people tend to get warmer when they have stuff eaten off them, especially directly.

PS - Would you sweat if you were inside an Icecream cake?

I would assume so. Your inside a closed box, covered in hot candles. The heat would radiate from the outside in, and just condense inside the hollow space, thus the principle behind ovens.

IHMN just needs his "other half" when in these kinds of conversations. It's like his pervertedness feeds off of Krylos (and perhaps vice versa)

And no. No lovin' for SS. Nor will there be any food eaten off of me.

And I would magine that you would sweat after awhile in an icecream cake, (since eskimos stay warm enough by making igloos,)

but I was under the impression that most cakes that people come in are hollow anyway. (no real, edible cake at all) I might be wrong though.

While tastebuds might not be able to detect the difference between plate cake and woman cake, that wouldnt stop it from tasting about 100 times sweeter.

Mmm...I could go for some flesh and cake right about now.

Oh right...igloos, how could I forget about them?

*Cough*

What flavor of cake are we talking about?

Well, it was never specified, but my favorite is chocolate. However, we are probably going with the classic, so probably just regular yellow/vanilla/whatever flavor that is cake.

Is it flakey or sticky? 'Cause if it is sticky it may cause the taste to change just slightly. Oh, and we're not using silverware right? That would really hurt the person being eaten off of.

Hmm, well if it is hot cake it is usually more sticky, but if it is older cake that has cooled and settled it gets more flakey. I would assume sticky. I would also assume no utensils, because that really would hurt the woman in question like you said.

Okay, so yellow cake that is sticky, with no utensils, and I'm going to assume that we're not going to use hot chocolate syrup because that would burn. Do we get Ice cream or Milk? Ice cream would leave the skin of said woman with freezer burn, but how in the world could you contain milk..Oh, I know, we could make little cups out of the cake...no that wouldn't work, aww screw it, I'll go try that and be back tomorrow to tell you guys what it tastes like. Or I could just go to work, but that wouldn't be any fun.

hay, are you guys making metephores to ORAL SEX!?!?1!/?!/!/questionmark!one?

har har har har har

(Johnny Socko, the conversation killer. I am available for parties, funerals, weddings and any other akward situations)

No, no one has done that yet (I made a slight one, but not a big one). That was a sad, pathetic attempt to kill a conversation.

you're a sad, pathetic attempt to kill a conversation.

in any case, are we talking about eating the actual person's flesh, as well as the cake, or just the cake? because i don't think you'd really notice the person flavor all that much. i mean, how often do you taste your plate when you're eating?

When you lick it, and when it's a lady that's the plate it probably would happen quite often, especially with the people we have here.

Anyway, I'm back from work and I was wondering when we're gonna start this thing? I'll be gone for about a week on my cruise to Cozumel. Do you guys think it'll start before then? And you do taste it.

Hey, um...Is this thing gonna happen?