Of the people who've said that, you are the millionth.
 

Ever have to hear the same bad joke over and over and over again because of your name, the way you dress, your job or something else. Let us know!

I get to hear "If it doesn't scan the first time, it's free right." At least once every day. God, I want to punch the people who say that. It wasn't funny the first time, and repetition has turned it into something that immidiately brings bile to my throat.

I work call centers. My entire life an an exercise in not yelling at stupid people till after I can hit the mute button.

I drive a Right Hand Drive car.
I get the "Hey, you're driving on the wrong side... or is it the RIGHT side... HAR HAR SNORT SNORT"

edit: I should clarify that statement... I drive a Right hand drive vehicle in North America.

Obligatory link to Shortpacked here.

I have to restock the 20 pound ice, block ice, and 9 pound ice bags up front where I work.

"That must be a cool job!"

It really isn't their fault they're so stupid.

My name is Chase. I've been hearing the same joke my entire life.

I still love my name though.

I try not to be the guy who makes obvious jokes about names or common situations.

But I end up being that guy anyway.

Brain functions happen AFTER mouth functions.

=(

I don't have anything liek that about me... yet.

Hey....me too. Strangeness. Yea, I hear'em all too.

I actually use it to my advantage though in college. I introduce myself as "Hi, my name is Chase. its a verb so you SHOULD remember it" Even if I havn't seen that person till 5 months into a semster they never forget lol.

I work as a cart monkey (warehouse shipper receiver) and whenever I am bringing up liquor, it is the same damn joke.

"Hey my car is out back." "Oh i'll have that."

One time I had a guy whistle for me to bring my beer to him.

One of these days I will throw one of those damned kegs at them.

I don't get jokes, but I am named Arlo. I just get "are you named after the singer" or even worse, "have you heard of Arlo Guthrie? He's a singer" from everybody I meet.

This summer I worked as a camp councilor, and one of the kids was named Harold Kumar. My God.

Did his middle name start with an N?