Chuck Norris: Bring On The Pain cellphone game
 

http://kotaku.com/5042467/the-chief-...n-in-new-video

Gameplay footage within the link. Watch for: Hurricane Kick, picking up a jeep with bare hands, flying a helicopter while unloading bullets onto ground troops, and super-attacks that involve exploding in flames.

I...I need to find more facepalms, because the old ones just are not cutting it.

Here you go Mirai

http://i33.tinypic.com/2i1e42t.jpg

Wait, is this supposed to be bad? 'Cause I was chuckling quietly to myself as I watched the video. It seems like a competent beat'em up with an irreverent sense of humor. I'd play it while I waited for class to start.

Or are you afraid of a new wave of Chuck Norris jokes?

I'll admit, at 00:39 when I saw Chuck Norris pull this off I laughed. Hard.

This is so unfunny it makes me angry.

I can't believe it took so long to cash in on this fad. It only took a few months of Rickroll before some other pop star did their own version of the song.

"You defeated me, Chuck Norris. But my friend Fidel Castro will still take over the USA!"

That just made the video for me. This is just hilarious.

Dude, I was wearing a Chuck Norris shirt long before this thing was thought up. However, I kinda agree with DFM here; say a joke once, it's alright. Say a joke thirty thousand times and I wanna force choke you.

One of the comments said it best with "It looks like Metal Slug meets Final Fight." Seriously, if this were coming to a handheld or heck, even XBL, I would buy it without a second thought. It actually looks well-designed.

Hell, it looks outright fun.