George Takei... Ninja?
 

It's true!

Now, this scene has been taken from "Ninja Cheerleaders," which I just watched. I rented it solely for the title. But it has a... plot... of sorts:

Three girls are in their last year of... high school... I think. Anyways, they're all trying to get into Brown, but since none of them have the cash, they decide to earn it by stripping at a club owned by George Takei. George and the black person... who I can't remember much about... were good people, trying to help the girls. The girls also trained in... karate or ninjitsu.... I can't remember. A martial arts class, taught be George Takei.

Anyways, the strip club owned by George used to belong to the mob, and was owned by the head of the family for a few generations. The mob boss was arrested for being a mob boss. While he's in jail, the whole mob begins to deteriorate without a leader. However, the mob boss is released on parole.

The club was auctioned of by the IRS, and now the mob boss wants it back. So he kidnaps George Takei and shoots the black guy and takes the safe, which contains all the money that the girls were going to use for their education. Now the girls are pissed, what with finals, and the big basketball game and the annual strip-off going on at the same time.

And you think you have problems.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...eerleaders.jpg

Mo' like a butt ninja. Eh? Eh?

That has gotta be the worst camerawork and editing I've seen in some time.

And to a lesser extent, swordfighting.

That's why I love it. It's a really bad, trashy flick that combines stripping with ninjas.

For some reason that reminds me of the Machine Girl Trailer.

The fact that this was made last year astounds me...

People got paid to make that movie.

As someone who once upon a time made movies for fun, I feel vaguely insulted...

LOL. This brings a whole new meaning to the whole "surprise buttsecks" thing.

Also, wtf. I could totally kick all those ninja strippers asses. Why didn't they have me be in a movie as a stripping ninja cheerleader?! And also pay me for it accordingly?! :mad:

In the end... Did he just... Kill her with Force Lightning?

...That is the WORST mock swordfighting I have ever seen in my life. And I helped teach a tae kwando class to six-year-olds for two weeks!