Subtitling Your Life; or, Virtue Rewarded
 

Me and my roommates have recently come up with a fun game whereby we say our name and then think up a good subtitle for our autobiography. Usually it's just inside jokes, but there are some that we find can be grafted onto any name or thing to great effect.

For example, Lumenskir: A Sailor's Tale, I think, would work regardless of the name in front of it or the story that follows it. [name]: A Holy Terror, though stolen from a documentary on Ayatollah Khomeini, immediately ups the badass quotient.

So basically, if you could have a subtitle for your life/name, what would it be?

Are you sure your badass quotient isn't Lumenskir: Teddybear Junction?

I thought that was what we had user titles for. See there, under my user name. Okay, that would make a pretty poor biography title. I'll go with Monster and Savior.

Oh, I think I'll have to change my title now. . .

Noncontradictory: Sometimes men can wear dresses.

Nique: Nature's Bitch

From the title of the nonexistant film of my life:
BHS: Man, Legend, Experience.

Loyal: Completely Factual

Of course, this all assumes I could actually commit to writing such a thing. Which as you all know simply cannot happen.

Batgirl: Overworked and Underpaid.

Aunty Sir Dr. Pinkleton "Nightshade" III Cubic: Introspection extraordinaire

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