...on your new...

...Freshly washed hair...

...extensions and highlights...

...coloring it a...

...horribley disgusting puce....
(OOC Puce is like Puke Green...)

...which is still...
OOC: I once had a puce cello...

....got chucks ini't....

...he meant chunks...

...That I did...

...mess up big.

The evil hat....

... DEVOURS MY FACE!!!!!

... and the world...

whent ka boom

After that, the...

...monkey's ruled the...

...land where monkey's...

...rule the world.

OOC: EXACTLY what I hoped someone would say.

OOC: Glad to be of service.

The monkeys then....

...lacerate the unworthy...

....pixel of evil....

...failing to comply...

..to Ctrl+alt+delete command....

....and then caused....

... an error fault...

...bringing BSOD.Hell...

....and creating a....

[OOC] In the land.... ... of the golden... ...tentacle of dandru... ... japanese school girls... ...love long time... ... far far away... ...with a guy... ...other than IHMN... ...named Glorious Glenda.

Spam begins now... ...bursting forth from... ...the fingers of... ..forum members.

MasterMage is stupid... ..yet smart.. ... but is not.

IHMN posts quickly... ...and without any... ... help from you.. ...or tact whatsoever... ...to worship Gato. "What's going on?" ... ..Gato is cool.. ...said a random... ... mongoose turkey half-breed... ..that worshiped Gato.. ...with the rest of the world... ..as a god.

Sex with animals... ...is not pretty... ...but voluptuous catgirls... ... totally totally randomly... ...screw tentacle monsters... ...in krylo's mind.

Week old meatloaf... ...in the fridge. These killer meatloaves... ...ate the tentacle... ... that's the end.

I like sword-chucks.... I love fire... ...it is very... ...red and shiny... ...and fun to... ...Use on things.

Anal Bum cover... ....doesn't work very..... ...hard, considering that... .....that one guy.... ...was able to... ...throw a perfect... ...sack of doorknobs... ...into the large... ...huge bag of... ...pure uncut cocaine... ...that someone is... ...eating with a... ...big plastic spork... ...with some toast... ...and a muffin.

He takes his... ...wombat out of... ..his back pocket... ...before anyone else...
...can poke him.... ...right in the... ...place that hurts.

He swiftly slides... ... a very sharp... ..banana into someone’s... ...Favorite Car's Tail-Pipe... ...the car went.... ...to the bathroom... ...on your new... ...Freshly washed hair... ...extensions and highlights... ...coloring it a... ...horribly disgusting puce.... ...which is still... ....got chucks ini't.... ...he meant chunks... ...That I did... ...mess up big.

The evil hat.... ... DEVOURS MY FACE!!!!! ... and the world... went ka boom

After that, the... ...monkey's ruled the... ...land where monkeys... ...rule the world. The monkeys then.... ...lacerate the unworthy... ....pixel of evil.... ...failing to comply... ..to Ctrl+alt+delete command.... ....and then caused.... ... an error fault... ...bringing BSOD.Hell... ....and creating a....[OOC]

...black hole the...

OOC: I think reading all those in a row made me fail my sanity check...

... size of the...

OOC: You mean you saved before?
...big part of...

...Howard Dean's mouth...

...while paying lip-service...

...to interest groups...

... but in reality...

...actually enjoyed it.

But the small...

...furry Cabit named...

.... Elijahzendago Zimbabwenacalacus Methanduralternebber...

...choked when he...

...encountered alien carrots...

...that NEARLY killed...

...the ligubrious and...

...friendly hamsters, who...

...are Pickmen Food.

Pikmin are very...

scary when shoved...

ooc: you saw legendary frog didn't you, lycanthrope?

OOC:He's the best

...into chocolate pudding.

Chia-pets are attacking...

...With Elemental Katana's...

...while you sleep...

...so you better...

...Bend over and...

...tie your shoes.

Otherwise, the deadliness...

...of the Potato...

...of Chia-Style swordplay...

...which encompasses many...

...bad tasting rootbeers.

Here's what's cool...

...when you're naked...

...wait for it...

...with a thong...

...that's not yours...

Or is it?

A remote village...

with nothing but

...lots of naked...

...pale gamers that...

love pizza because

it is so

...insanely reminiscient of...

...that one time...

...at Fighter Camp...

(End sentence)
Great shannigans ensued...

...when penguins fell...

from the unholiest...

...Buddy Christ statues...