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...of unholy goodness.
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Then a random...
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...koala-banana hybrid...
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...danced a jig...
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...while simultaneously making...
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...passionate love to...
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...sentient fecal matter...
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...even though said...
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...fecal matter was...
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...lacking reproductive organs.
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Now that's sick...
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Will transform you...
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...with dark rituals...
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...into chthonic abominations...
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..messily devouring some...
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... spicy pork rines...
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with a delectable...
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...plastic macDonalds knife...
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...stuck in his...
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...wazoo, he then...
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...danced like a...
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...sex machine and...
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did the hokey-pokey
(ooc: shut up, it's one word) |
... and turned itself...
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...into some sort...
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... of Hypnotic jelly...
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...that bleated merrily...
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...The National Anthem...
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...while oomfing along.
OOC: oomfing=read hitchiker's guide to the galaxy |
A traveling Salesman...
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...picked through a...
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... local dumpster with...
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...his trusty mattress...
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...stained with excess...
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...hypnotic jelly serum...
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...with rank ineptitude.
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OOC: rank ineptitude? the jelly is quite inept?
Once the searching... |
ooc: no, the Traveling Salesman picked through the dumpster with rank ineptitude. :p
...Tarrasque decided to... |
...do the maccarana...
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...all groovitude was...
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..focused on the...
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...bend of time...
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...to groovify the...
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...line of time.
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However, the chickenmobile.....
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...took Feanor's Oath...
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...and swore allegiance...
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...to Chaos the...
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...pickled weasle of...
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...pre-cucumbering things...
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...before running a...
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...most bodacious game...
OOC: geez when me and SAAM are both on we trade back and forth for several minutes |
...of calvinball, with...
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...few interesting schlong-related...
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...and cheeto involving...
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...not-to-mention cookie giving...
OOC: I'm making good use of these hyphens |
...granny Trashbag hoes.
|
Now this Tarrasque...
|
was wearing a-dress
Ooc: It's hyphonated... SHUT UP!!! |
...that didnae fit...
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...the Kilt he...
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...borrowed from titans...
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...that lived in...
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...the mustard cave...
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...of Ultimate Peril!
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So he returned...
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...said kilty goodness...
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...to the Master...
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...of kilt-making to...
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...construct the One...
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... Kilt to RULE-THEM-ALL!
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Ooc: YESSSSS!!!!! that was exactly what I was looking for!
Ic: Using said Kilt... |
OOC: glad to be of service
...he line-danced all... |
... the way to...
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...the land where...
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...Rabid monkeys buy...
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...rabidicity-inducing items for...
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...low low prices.
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Upon purchasing said...
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...rabidicity inducing items...
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