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Oooookay, now it just sounds like you're overcompensating. |
lol. oh come on now... comparing vagina to coffee is comedic gold.
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*insert awkward girl popping head in doorway here*
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Come on in Zilla, we're just telling Torque he's being weird.
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I think I'm going over to her house in about twenty minutes tho. You guys have convinced me not to let such things as feelings and emotions get in my way.. Damnit, I'm going to go and have sex! Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a quick run to the Co-Op in town. |
Hey, yeah, you know what? Your situation isn't so bad. Try ending a near-decade-long friendship with someone you care about possibly more than anyone after two actually totally wonderful nights with her because not only will she never take it any further, she can't even give you a fucking straight answer about how she has ever actually felt about you. Oh sure, she won't say she doesn't like you, but she still feels it necessary to go on this whole thing about how she's been hurt by other guys who aren't you during the entire time you've known her and, despite it being a year since she's been in a relationship, it's still just too soon. Bull-fucking-shit.
Now spend about $400 on airfare, clothes, and concert tickets just to end up doing that. Make an internet forum thread about life then. |
POS gave this thread the effective pimp-slap of doom. I don't think we need to go much further.
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I don't let teenage problems get in the way of life. Big people problems are where it's at. |
Yeah, I'm just letting you know how last night went for me in my mid-twenties and how I neither feel bad for you in the slightest nor will I ever.
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well no offense man, but clearly by your description, this chick isn't worth getting into a twist over. Grab some ice cream, watch transformers, and I dunno, go hit on some of your sisters friends.
You'll feel great |
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