Life...
 

...sucks. Now I don't mean to rant (Read: of course I do) but today has just topped off a really shitty week.
Normally I'm a pretty upbeat guy. It's hard to get me down. But the really REALLY bitchin' apartment I was looking at leasing was given to someone else, my job is really starting to get on my nerves, Nav Canada STILL hasn't called and told me when the course I will be taking is going to start, and THAT has a timelimit on it. The girl I wanted to date rejected me, another girl who I couldn't give a rats ass about wants no-strings-attached sex, and that's not how I roll. My sister makes WAY more money than I do for like a tenth of the work, my cat is very old, and possibly sick, my computer is slow as FUCK, and NOW something is wrong with my car. The one thing that kept me happy and sane in this world, despite everything else. Some kind of fucking hinky electrical problem, the ONE THING I CAN'T ACTUALLY FIX.

And I'm pretty sure the motherfucking dish ran away with the motherfucking spoon!

And I suck at Call of Duty 4 online... seriously don't any of these people have lives?!

heh, thanks man.
It's all good now tho. I ate ice cream, and watched Dane Cook.
Seriously, Ice cream, or Milkshakes are the cure to all of lifes problems.
Also, I fucking ROCK at Rock Band.

Now that we've established that you're okay...

Not everyone who is good at games has no life! What are you, a youtube commenter?

Wait, what?

Like, seriously, I'm not seeing it. You would have made more sense to tell me that it's so goddamn infuriating that the sun gives you all that stupid sunlight for free. Aaargh, stupid fucking sun!

Even if you aren't the kind to roll with casual sex - and hey I'm all on board for that - I figured it'd be a hell of a morale boost.

Thank you for your concern. I do appreciate it. I mostly just needed to rant.

Of course they don't. Otherwise they would be spending their time in said life, NOT getting good at video games.


Yes. But only on music videos where I scream at the musicians and tell them their music is stupid, and then make fun of all the fanboy's who enjoy their music.


lol, you know at nearly ANY other time I'd say you were right, but I've been down that road before, and what I want is a REAL relationship... if you knew how many times I've heard the words "Will you still respect me in the morning?" only to reply with "Girl, I won't respect my SELF in the morning!" you'd understand.

Also, Transformers in blu-ray? Cures Cancer.

I was just goofin' man. I just thought it was funny to see that phrase uttered on NPF. :p

Okay, but you know the point of "no strings attached" is that you can have sex with the girl while meeting other girls who have more potential for long-term relationships, right? Then, should you find one and wish to date her, you can then discontinue the sex with the booty call chick.

I say this because she would likely be doing the same thing in this scenario and also because like every two or three months I feel I'm due to agree with Mirai on something.

I was about to say something but honestly this is out of my league, it's all yours Krylo.

Oh no, I know this girl. I should have better explained that particular situation, because to say I couldn't give a rats ass is kinda wrong. She and I are friends through work. And I've had a friends-with-benefits thing once before that turned all awkward and weird and shit. and that ain't cool.
But I'm all about the Vagina. Seriously, it's why I wake up in the morning.
That and bacon.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...lm/blankly.jpg

Oooookay, now it just sounds like you're overcompensating.

lol. oh come on now... comparing vagina to coffee is comedic gold.

*insert awkward girl popping head in doorway here*

Come on in Zilla, we're just telling Torque he's being weird.

This, also seriously even if straight-up no strings attached sex isn't your thing (which hey I can totally understand) you're still complaining that someone wants to have sex with you. I'm...just kind of confused.

Torque better be careful, or he might make us get along.

No no, I'm not complaining about THAT, I'm complaining about the fact that I don't really like her. I'd rather it was someone I did like.
I think I'm going over to her house in about twenty minutes tho.
You guys have convinced me not to let such things as feelings and emotions get in my way..
Damnit, I'm going to go and have sex! Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a quick run to the Co-Op in town.

Hey, yeah, you know what? Your situation isn't so bad. Try ending a near-decade-long friendship with someone you care about possibly more than anyone after two actually totally wonderful nights with her because not only will she never take it any further, she can't even give you a fucking straight answer about how she has ever actually felt about you. Oh sure, she won't say she doesn't like you, but she still feels it necessary to go on this whole thing about how she's been hurt by other guys who aren't you during the entire time you've known her and, despite it being a year since she's been in a relationship, it's still just too soon. Bull-fucking-shit.

Now spend about $400 on airfare, clothes, and concert tickets just to end up doing that. Make an internet forum thread about life then.

POS gave this thread the effective pimp-slap of doom. I don't think we need to go much further.

16 years old(9 years ago now). Her name was Rosalie. She lives in Toronto, Ontario. The flight was 918 miles according to the ticket stub.
I don't let teenage problems get in the way of life. Big people problems are where it's at.

Yeah, I'm just letting you know how last night went for me in my mid-twenties and how I neither feel bad for you in the slightest nor will I ever.

well no offense man, but clearly by your description, this chick isn't worth getting into a twist over. Grab some ice cream, watch transformers, and I dunno, go hit on some of your sisters friends.
You'll feel great

Well, it's how you sound when you make a thread like this.

I mean, seriously, this is the dumbest thread ever. "I want to make a big ol' thread to whine about my girl problems and it's all worse than anyone else's even though it's not." Honestly, dude. Why this thing hasn't been closed a long time ago is beyond me, and you should feel horrible for making it.

hey, everyone needs to rant now and then. Hell, Mirai was the one that pointed out my ridiculous views and statements about sex...
Shit, I was hoping someone would wanna talk about my car and make me feel better. lol.
Or barring that, tell me they really suck at COD4 and offer to play a few games.

You see, this is why I'm a eunuch.

Much more simple.

Just, ugh. Either warned or banned I haven't decided yet.