NewsToast, toast of the future!
 

Someone thought it was a good idea to toast news onto your toast.

I'll give it a few months to catch on, but I expect to see this in everyone's home by 2010!

I must get this, if only to ironicly put a picture of the Virgin Mary on some toast and sell it on eBay.

I will have Autobot Toast.

Just you watch.

So, if you burn comics onto your toast, do you have to pay royalties?

.. if you sell the toast....

I... really hope this is beneath the law. Making laws governing what you can and can't burn onto your toast would just be inane.

If it is inane, the US government will probably pass a law about it.

Webcomic Toast! Coming to/from a Seil near you!

I shall have porn toast.

All the time.

I shall also serve primarily gay porn toast. I will do so while suggesting people 'eat a dick'.

I tell you the practical applications of such a device are limitless.

it certainly changes the espionage industry.