if u could have one special power irl what would it be
 

mine would be invisibility... for obvious male reasons :D :D

I will have to say to fly, simply because I find myself walking everywhere and thinking: "If I could fly, this wouldn't be a problem."

I would want instant teleporation, or the ability to phase through matter.

Hrm... close call between these two:

The power to defeat all other powers or omnipotence squared (so that if anyone else chooses omnipotence, I'd hopefully still win).

I would obviously have the ability to stop time and create an 'alternate' world where time is stopped, and only those I choose are active, while the rest of the world is in stand still. This would work especially well in raping the olsen twins. It would be like bangbus, transdimensional. And since it would happen in a split second on the normal timeline, no one would notice they were ever gone.

I'm so good.

What would happen if while you're stopping time totally, and you had a heart attack or something of the sort, and dropped down dead?

phweeee i never thought of that

The power to have all the powers that I want.

omnipit... oh, crap, someone used that already :(

omnescence! I can use my limited REAL powers with PERFECT intelligence. that totally trumps omnipitence. I'd know what you were going to do before you did it, and be able to avoid it!

then agian, it could eb a weekness. i'd know what you sickos were thinking. I'd probably be in a mental institution after knowing everything.

Immortality.

...Locke's is good too, though...