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James(Jim) Beam is keeping me high right now but anyway i'm just wondering what's the drukest you guys have ever gotten. i once got my BAC to .41 on some vodka brand called viaka(the original russian brand perhaps?) and my brain was shutting off and on. anyway what your stories

never took a BAC test before, but i have blacked out a few times. the most recent of which was my freind's 21st birthday; i woke up sitting on the bathroom floor at about 6.30 in the morning, and decided it was time to go to bed.

If you've ever blacked out, you've had enough. If you're in a competition for the highest BAC, you probably shouldn't drink in the first place.

Take that as you will, but just keep in mind this is advice coming from probably the most seasoned and accomplished drinker on this particular board.

*drinks newcastle*

*blasts Impaled*

*wins*

There was the one time where, at a party, I decided to mix Jim Beam and Coke, intending to use less JB than Coke. Way less. Let's say 4-5 parts Coke, 1 part Beam (it was a big cup though). However, at that point I was already so drunk that I mixed up the ratio, ending up with maybe 3-4 parts Beam and 1 part Coke.

As if that hadn't been enough, after I was told by some girl who had a taste of what I actually hesitate to name "my drink" (mo' like "my certificate of insanity") that "you can't drink that!", I had to prove her wrong and did. Drink it, that is. All at once.

Tilt. All I can remember afterwards is that some kind soul picked me up and drove me, reluctantly, home.

ugh, my hangover hurts. anyway that night i got to .41 i didn't exactly intend to(was shooting for .25-.35, but it turned out i had a little[lot] more than i thought) and i quickly learned what being "trashed" meant. for some reason i actually can remember that night, i geuss some people just have the ability to not forget stuff no matter how drunk they get.

fun fact: it takes 27 hours and 20 minutes to remove all the alchohol from your system wwhen you're at .41

i don't get drunk.

but i remember a gmae for my TI-82 where oyu played a Red Neck who's goal was to get a 100% BAC. you had to aquire different vehicles (tricycle, pickup, ) different weapons (boards, pipes, shotguns) and fight different enemies (squirrels, mall rent-a-cops) in your quest to aquire more alcohol.

Beware the rubbing alcohol, tho. It can boost your BAC by, like, 15 points. but its also very likely to flat out kill your ass.

It's pretty sad that people try to get drunk. Unintentionally, fine, it's all funny and good, but you had a freaking goal? Wow.

those people are not alcoholics. they are professionals.

i have to ask, how do you "unintentionally" get alchohol in your mouth and "unintentionally" swallow it?

i said unintentionally getting drunk, meaning, you did not intend to get drunk, but you did.