Hey China! What's The Deal?
 

China's Poison Milk
China's Poison Toys

So what - is China made out of poison? Is this some type of conditioning that the government is doing, to build up an immunity if ever there was chemical warfare? Why is China suddenly getting more toxic every day?

(For added fun, go type "China Poison" into a search engine!)

Backlash from all the cleanup during the Olympics?

A nonexistant regulatory apparatus and relentless corporate cost-cutting. It's the free market at its finest!

You know, I really wanted to contort this thread into something deep--something about how Poison, the character from Final Fight, was once depicted as some sort of transvestite... and how meanwhile, Joanie Laurer, also known as Chyna, is also often thought to be some sort of transvestite.


I know there's some sort of connection or sign from above or something along those lines here involving transvestites, but dammit, it's 7:30 in the morning and I'm only human.

See? Proof, at last, that all libertarians are right about everything.

The market wouldn't provide dead babies if there weren't a demand for them!

Actually, I recall hearing China has one of the strictest regulations regarding consumptional products in the world.
Like... accidentally add rat poison in your prune juice?
You get the death penalty.

But I may have misheard that. I heard it on a radio in a noisy warehouse, so...

"Chinese Poison Train Declared Unstoppable: Next Stop, You!"

Ripped from the headlines. :D

But don't worry: there is hope

Everyone knows China is made of poison.

Poison and lead.

More useful is the kind of regulations that go like: don't put the leaky rat poison pipe next to the prune juice pipe.