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Odjn 02-03-2009 10:46 PM

Well, part of the revenge is that the dragon has the exact same strengths as V except is innately more powerful and V can do nothing to really stop it, thus V knows it's coming and is powerless to stop it.

BitVyper 02-04-2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 892399)
I think if you were to go up to Mrs. Dragon and ask her "Excuse me Ma'am but are you really sure your anger here is fully justified from the standpoint of an enlightened, broad-view take on morality?", her answer would be something like "Perhaps it has escaped your attention good sir, but I am a motherfucking dragon." Followed by burning your face off.

My face burned off by a *black* dragon? Maybe if I were a giant sissy.... well then I guess at that point I'd be screwed no matter what I said, so I might as well go for it.

Aerozord 02-04-2009 07:44 PM

I am gonna laugh so hard if it turns out V's kids are, themselves, high level adventurers. Even in DnD dont elves live centuries? Its possible they might have even surpassed V

Mirai Gen 02-04-2009 08:05 PM

I doubt that. Elves live centuries except that a seventy year old elf is the equivalent of a twelve year old, or thereabouts. On top of that V has been out fighting regularly as an adventurer for quite a while and it has already been established that he can cast high-level spells; his kids being more powerful than him seems very, very, very unlikely.

And I trust Burlew to make it more interesting than Roy/Eugene all over again.

01d55 02-04-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 892938)
My face burned off by a *black* dragon?

Acid burns. 'S what the doctor calls it when you get acid on you and it damages your skin.

Fifthfiend 02-04-2009 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 892938)
My face burned off by a *black* dragon? Maybe if I were a giant sissy.... well then I guess at that point I'd be screwed no matter what I said, so I might as well go for it.

I deliberately put that in there in hopes that someone would nitpick it so I could lol about it.

And you did, and I am.:D

BitVyper 02-04-2009 11:55 PM

I'm just saying that if someone wants to kill me, they could at least have the respect to throw a credible threat at me. I mean a *black* dragon? Come on. I'm not asking for epics or anything; I know not everyone has access to those, but at least spring for a red or something. Otherwise I just feel like a bully afterward.

Edit: And honestly, I can't even get a decent steak off a black dragon. Do you know what consistent marination in swamp water DOES to dragon meat? It isn't pretty, let me tell you.

Kim 02-06-2009 02:23 AM

Go read new comic.









"Parent, do you think Other Parent will be returning home soon?"

Really? Is that really what you're going to do to us? We don't even know the gender of the children. :(

V is kinda screwed.

Eltargrim 02-06-2009 02:31 AM

Mind breaks in 3...2...1...and there.

Mirai Gen 02-06-2009 02:40 AM

Well.

Shit.


I forsee either an extremely huge fall to the Dark Side - we're talking leaving a smoldering Hadoken-sized crater - or a (in V's mind) temporary team up with the imp to save his family.

I'll say this much; V's love interest and children are, according to the plot, perfectly capable of being very killed in the near future. I am very worried about what is about to happen because I am completely unsure which route he could take*, and that is good damn writing.


*This is, of course, in a world where you can bring back the dead. And I am still worried.


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