Ways you'd tweak people off
 

Alright, what are some ways that you would use to go about tweaking someone off aka agitating them, or plainly pissing them off on purpose?

Speak in an Olde English accent. Or use words that are too big for their own good, a la Billy (Blue Ranger) from the first Power Rangers series.

Why do you ask? Are you looking to piss somebody off?

COUPON BUG DOT COUPON BUG DOT COUPON BUG DOT COM

I LOVE COUPON BUG DOT COM

Use internet shorthand in normal speach. Repeatedly. Things like LOL, WTF (pronounce each letter individually), pwned, etc.

It is extremely annoying to hear people doing this.

1. Say their name over and over again.
2. Dangle a piece of string in their face when they are sitting down, preferably doing something important.
3. Point and gawk in public.

These are sure to make anyone annoyed.

Punch them in the face? People usually get pretty mad when you do that.

Hum incessantly. Whether you're on a crowded bus or sitting in a lecture or wherever, just start humming in a monotone. Or hum a song but go way off-key. Monotone might work better though, but hum either way.

Engage in conversation.

Pretend to be Kirby, only saying things like Haaaaiiiiii!
Keep trying to talk to him after he tries to ignore you.

Eventually, start trying to eat him, then make up some power he apparently possesses that you 'must have', possibly to beat some boss.

Endless things you can do with this, have fun.

<3 Navi
 

One thing I do to Nique that annoys him to no end is constantly hip thrust against his butt/leg/arm/any-part-within-hip-range.

Also, saying "Boink. Boink. Boink. Boink." in time with my thrusts.

In public.