FunFact: I was browsing a nearby Goodwill for pantyhose, and I came across the Yodadog costume! Next time I'm there I am totally buying it and taking a picture of it.

I had a dream once where I was Samus and I managed to befriend Ridley only to have a skeleton pirate break through the wall and rip off Ridley's head and shoot his teeth at me. (his teeth were monsters in of themselves that could fly around and such).


I wonder what it means.

Unresolved issues with your seventh grade phys-ed teacher.

Speaking of, your avatar reminds me of a cookie.

So, my work isn't doing so well; we're not making enough money, so everyone's hours are being cut. I can now only work from 4-6, unless we make over $500 (which doesn't happen too often), in which case I work till 8. I also only work two days of the week. So I'll likely be making $63.6 per paycheck... :gonk:
Good news is that a "Garlic Jim's" pizza place is opening up nearby, and I've been meaning to get into some food-related business, so this might be what I'm looking for.
Also, there's this girl I like, and we might start dating, maybe. That'd be nice.
Finally, Mario Kart Wii is so awesome, I didn't even imagine.

Holy fuck I would DEVOUR yin-yang cookies.

My cat is crazy.

So we were having a little movie night at home. I, my sister and her boyfriend were watching Ratatouille, and they've got the couch unfolded into a bed so they can lie in it. The cat hops up, and I'm not paying attention from there because hey, I'm watching the movie.

So then the movie ends, they fold the couch back upj, and I go back to the computer. Eventually I hear this little noise coming from behind me, and I go to the couch. It sounds like a wailing, so I put my ear to the cushions and knock a few times.

"WAAAAAOOOUU"

Yes, that's right. My cat went INSIDE the couch while it was unfolded, and got trapped inside. And to think he hissed at me when I freed him!

You know what's awesome? Texting. Because I can text with a girl I like, and not look like a stupid douchebag because the part of my brain that thinks actually gets some input. Except, the most important part of the conversation goes to shit because I was too busy playing guitar to hear/feel my phone vibrate and now she thinks I'm trying to avoid answering her questions...FUCK!

Also, yin-yang cookies would be the shit. You eat them before meditating, to help you attain enlightenment!

Spoiler alert!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Just sayin'.
(Actually, I'm part of a Sci-Fi Marathon right now, just hitting some of the classics.)

Crab Cakes are delicious. That is all.

They involve crabs, which might as well be spiders, that is not delicious