I had a dream last night where I could teleport by using my cell phone, so that instead of calling said person, I could just appear next to him or her.
Compared to the one where I'm flying over brick walls by doing a triple jump, this dreams was like 10 times more awesome and I want to dream it again.

Redeemable NPF-Bucks! You can use them to break rules, the more you spend the bigger the rule! Ten NPF-Bucks? Post a yodadog in Discussion!

That sounds like a great idea for a honeypot.

I would support this except for the fact that you would eventually end up with like... Mesden or somebody just posting pornography EVERYWHERE because of their NPF-buck savings.

EDIT: And by pornography I mean yodadog porn.

Everyone knows that's the only real porn.

[EDIT] Also, how's the new avatar?

Pretty sweet. But shouldn't a yin/yang have like... dots somewhere?

It's actually the symbol for Aes Sedai from The Wheel of Time, but yeah, I should probably change it because everyone will think it's a yin-yang.

And yes, yin-yang have dots =)

I had a dream a little while ago where for no reason at all my mouth started bleeding and my teeth were falling out. Everytime I closed my jaw, the crunch of distorted and misplaced teeth rattled through the air and more blood came out, leaving the taste of iron in my mouth. It wasn't painful, it was more intriguing; rolling the formerly rooted teeth between my gums before they all fell out and my mouth was nothing but a bloody mess.

That's...a little disturbing

I've heard that dreams of teeth falling out are actually kind of common. Just sayin'.

FunFact: I was browsing a nearby Goodwill for pantyhose, and I came across the Yodadog costume! Next time I'm there I am totally buying it and taking a picture of it.

I had a dream once where I was Samus and I managed to befriend Ridley only to have a skeleton pirate break through the wall and rip off Ridley's head and shoot his teeth at me. (his teeth were monsters in of themselves that could fly around and such).


I wonder what it means.

Unresolved issues with your seventh grade phys-ed teacher.

Speaking of, your avatar reminds me of a cookie.

So, my work isn't doing so well; we're not making enough money, so everyone's hours are being cut. I can now only work from 4-6, unless we make over $500 (which doesn't happen too often), in which case I work till 8. I also only work two days of the week. So I'll likely be making $63.6 per paycheck... :gonk:
Good news is that a "Garlic Jim's" pizza place is opening up nearby, and I've been meaning to get into some food-related business, so this might be what I'm looking for.
Also, there's this girl I like, and we might start dating, maybe. That'd be nice.
Finally, Mario Kart Wii is so awesome, I didn't even imagine.

Holy fuck I would DEVOUR yin-yang cookies.

My cat is crazy.

So we were having a little movie night at home. I, my sister and her boyfriend were watching Ratatouille, and they've got the couch unfolded into a bed so they can lie in it. The cat hops up, and I'm not paying attention from there because hey, I'm watching the movie.

So then the movie ends, they fold the couch back upj, and I go back to the computer. Eventually I hear this little noise coming from behind me, and I go to the couch. It sounds like a wailing, so I put my ear to the cushions and knock a few times.

"WAAAAAOOOUU"

Yes, that's right. My cat went INSIDE the couch while it was unfolded, and got trapped inside. And to think he hissed at me when I freed him!

You know what's awesome? Texting. Because I can text with a girl I like, and not look like a stupid douchebag because the part of my brain that thinks actually gets some input. Except, the most important part of the conversation goes to shit because I was too busy playing guitar to hear/feel my phone vibrate and now she thinks I'm trying to avoid answering her questions...FUCK!

Also, yin-yang cookies would be the shit. You eat them before meditating, to help you attain enlightenment!

Spoiler alert!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Just sayin'.
(Actually, I'm part of a Sci-Fi Marathon right now, just hitting some of the classics.)

Crab Cakes are delicious. That is all.

They involve crabs, which might as well be spiders, that is not delicious

Dead, basically ground up crabs made into things that look like biscuits ARE delicious.

Also, ying-yang cookies would be awesome.

on ying-yang cookies, they would BE a fully balanced breakfast
oh yeah, and crabs.... in ANY form are completely disgusting and you should feel bad for the advocation of ingesting them.

I had another beautifully horrible idea. BarackMan X...

Dr. Cain: X, McCain has gone Maverick. You have to stop him!

BarackMan can find such skills as Race Card, or an upgrade to his Hope Buster...

Work breaks my brain like this...

You just broke what little sanity I had left. Damn you.

Now imagine Biden with blond hair and a ponytail while wielding a lightsaber, and Palin as Vile.

soooooo the usual?

Noncon, that caused a facepalm. Much like CongressMan's Fili-Buster.

Sooo, I'm still stuck working, even though our main diagnostic program refuses to work. My team leader on duty just told me to stay on the phones and tell people that our systems are down, and they should call back in 2-3 hours.

I tell you what, this is going to make the day FUN CITY.

I damned well better get paid for the hour I was on hold trying to reach a team leader and resource.

The Biden thing...I think I can photoshop that.

And Palin as Vile. Well I figured that already.

So I'm replaying Super Metroid and I can only sum up the most recent boss fight with a quote from my roommate during lunch.

"Ridley, what a douche."

I'm very late to the party, but I was hoping this thread would be called Open Thread VII (in all regions!).

Any perception you have of relative forum activity over a period of time is almost totally wrong. This is mainly due to such predictions typically comparing whichever given previous peak in forum activity with whichever given cyclical downturn in the same.

Also as I've (probably verbatim) said before, OT would have been fine if anyone had been using it to post things that were actually in any conceivable way "off-topic" instead of the same shit that went in the General forum except people wanted to drag it out for a hundred and twenty boring sucky-ass posts.

sooo, Off-Topic was the porn board and we squandered it?

No, the porn board is moderators only.

...Oh shit, I told!

Old Overclocked Remix forums had a "UnModerated" board. I spent about five minutes there before I was like, oh man, wow, I'm glad NPF doesn't have anything like that.

... *cue threadlock* :P

No, seriously, UnModerated meaning moderators couldn't do anything in that area.

It was like a giant steaming pile of pornography, internet shock sites, and flaming. Usually the three were intermixed in all the threads.

Tangential note; I was hoping to have my next book project throw in a quick homage to Super Mario Bros 3, but it unfortunately didn't work out that way. "One note upon this whistle will send you to a far away land" was going to be the tagline for a magic item for which the novel revolves around, but I ended up changing the flute's properties. Ah well. I'm still getting a Castlevania 2 reference in here if it's the last thing I do!

This thread kinda sucks.
 

Shit got old once I realized it was just going to be pictures of Krylo and you, though.

Hot mod-on-mod action?

I'm surprised those pics of Shiney and Fifth didn't leak onto the board...

I'm pretty sure those are paid moderator accounts only anyway.

On (lack of) topic, did you guys know that midterm exams are much easier when they have FUCKING ANSWER KEYS stapled to the back? I mean, sure, the prof said "Oh, turns out they weren't answers for your exam anyway," but he lied because I memorized the first 5 (before they realized shit had happened and picked them up) and they were exactly the same.

On the bright side, I probably got at least 100% on that midterm exam. Hurray for negligence!

There's that one picture of Tydeus' dick in there somewhere.