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Seil 10-04-2008 10:27 PM

...Uh.... What?
 
I've heard a lot of people say a lot of what I consider "close minded" things - things such as "everyone from the southern US are 'hicks,'" or "God hates gays." Just finding Ann Coulters segment on YouTube, I decided to have a contest.

Who can find the most ludicrous, out there statement? Anything. (Outside of NPF.) Just someone blatantly saying "Video Games are murder simulators." Just something off the wall, a "wtf" moment.

Premmy 10-04-2008 10:29 PM

I hear these at least twelve thousand times a day from dudes around me regarding homosexuality. Recently heard the "Is'nt that anime stuff like, porn?" from a friend's sister, and just general ig'nant crap, can't even begin to register it at this point.

RickZarber 10-04-2008 10:35 PM

My uncle is honestly and seriously convinced that Obama is the anti-Christ. I wish I was joking.

BitVyper 10-04-2008 10:35 PM

Well, before today I had never heard of Ann Coulters. I think I hate you, Seil.

Bells 10-04-2008 10:41 PM

AHEM

http://ufos.about.com/b/2008/09/22/e...e-delusion.htm

Premmy 10-04-2008 10:44 PM

Anne Coulter is A down ass bitch

BitVyper 10-04-2008 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions (Post 847477)
Anne Coulter is A down ass bitch

Thank you, Premonitions. The Boondocks makes everything better.

Fortune Zero 10-04-2008 10:59 PM

Here Ya Go
 
...And here we go. Concerning the Nuwaubian religious groups... and keep in mind that this is all from Wikipedia, because my own freehand description would not do them justice. Plus, I'd probably sound racist on accident. I don't know if it's what you're looking for, but it definitely counts as off the wall.

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Nuwaubians believe that the Spell of Leviathan was cast by the devil thousands of years ago to hypnotize Black people into "spiritual ignorance and racial indifference" through such media as the Bible and certain elements of popular culture.

Leviathan has many aliases:

Sam is short for one of his titles, SamaEl meaning "poison those of EL." He knows his name. He calls himself Uncle Sam or Dr. Seuss (Zues) with his famous statement, "Sam I Am, I Am Sam." This is what they teach the children; not ours however, for they will get right knowledge.
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One version has the "Mongoloid" and "Caucasoid" races descending as inferior mutant versions of the original "Negroes", with the Caucasians suffering from genetic albinism as evidence that they are at "the end of their genes." However, most whites are said to not really be Caucasian, but Negroid Mulattos or "coloreds"; it is only those with blond hair and blue eyes who are Aryan Caucasians.

White people (sometimes also referred to as "Amorites," "Hyksos," "Canaanites," "Tamahu," or "Mankind") are said in one Nuwaubian myth to have been originally created as a race of killers to serve blacks as a slave army, but this plan went awry...
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Because their reproduction levels were cut short, their sexual organs were made the smallest so that the female of their race will want to breed with Negroids to breed themselves out of existence after 6,000 years. It took 600 years to breed them, part man and part beast.
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Nubians are said to be only accidentally a "brown" race – they have rusted in Earth’s atmosphere from their original green color because the magnesium in their melanin has been replaced by iron. The original, supreme, "Ether 9 beings" in Nuwaubian mythology were also green because of chlorophyll in their skin.

Some human varieties are explained by variations in extra-terrestrial descent. Morbidly obese people, for instance, may be descended from the grotesque and elephant-nosed Deros (see also: Richard Sharpe Shaver); people with Down’s Syndrome may be descended from the 48-chromosomed Teros. (Some Teros are said to live underground on Earth today, with some resembling humans so much that they can come to the surface and mingle with us without being noticed.)

Another Nuwaubian explanation of racial difference has various human types evolving from various primate species, with some Caucasians deriving from cross-breeding the baboon and orangutan, Pygmys from the chimpanzee and gibbon, and so forth.
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Yoda… is short for Judah. Freemasons are inspired by one entity and that is a grey, by the name of Yoda. Yoda guides Freemasonry back to Judah, with the ancient Israel masonry. The British "Covenant Of Man" symbolizes the empire striking back. America is the empire fighting to overthrow Europe.… The word Yoda is not an English word as you have been led to believe. Its root word yawdaw appears 111 times in the Old Testament, means "to give thanks or praise, throw down, cast, shoot." The word Yadah meaning, to "to praise, give thanks" stems from the root word Yawdaw and appears only two times in the Old Testament (Daniel 2:23, Daniel 6:10). Not to mention the fact Yoda played in [the film] Return of the Jedi, and the word jedi is the same as yeti, it’s just a matter of a letter, it’s really the same word. Yeti is the name of Sasquatch (Bigfoot), also called Seti which is equivalent to the Extraterrestrials called the Seirians

Wigmund 10-04-2008 11:31 PM

It's kinda hard to beat these assholes: Westboro Baptist Church. I feel filthy for just putting a link to their site here.

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Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion (Post 847474)

Where's that supposed to go? I'm curious...

Professor Smarmiarty 10-04-2008 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RickZarber (Post 847467)
My uncle is honestly and seriously convinced that Obama is the anti-Christ. I wish I was joking.

I'm kind of curious as to what evidence he has for this? Not a theory I've heard.


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