LANDSHARK!
 

What do they look like? anyone know? What does they're dramatic killing music sound like? Ideas for landsharks and other mysterious creatures of death should go here.

They look like this:
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM.../MM35_PG30.jpg

They sound like the Jaws theme.

Next question!

Not nearly as cool as STREET Sharks.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...reetsharks.jpg

Pokémon is always avant-garde.

..because I remember that.
 

Street Sharks was a by-product of TMNT knockoffs. It was perfectly acceptable as a cartoon.

This, however:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_Mg5as7i6Ujo/...htyducks11.jpg
Was not.

This show was terrific.
 

Oh god, Mighty Ducks. I remember that show.

Surprisingly fun for a ridiculously disconnected spin-off.

To get back on topic, D&D has a veritable army of bizarre killing machines.

BEHOLD THE DUCKBUNNY!

http://xa7.xanga.com/7e8c2a43c653316...z127995202.jpg

Not to mention the lovecraftian horror of the squark (SQUID-SHARK!) and bizarreness of MONKEY-BEES and, perhaps my personal favourite, the FLAIL SNAIL.

I found about all of them in the same article, funnily enough.

For more shark related shennanigans, behold the terlen.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ff_gallery/50129.jpg

Yep, that's a skyshark people.

Nonono....that's not a skyshark...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...d/SkyShark.jpg

This is a skyshark.

All I know about Landsharks is that when you owe them money (or kittens), you better pay up! And they're also snappy dressers;

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2...rasa040cr0.jpg

Or at least this Loan Shark is.