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Our society is doomed, so why not plan your own?
Well. I think we can all agree that our society is doomed. I don't know how, when, or why the total collapse of our civilization will be, only that it will occur.
So after the collapse of all society, how will you rebuild your own utopia? |
I hadn't really thought about making the world my personal utopia... mainly because I'd have to eliminate a LOT of people to do so...
But making it legal to pull morons on the roadways over, then systematically dissect their vehicles with knives and aluminum bats would be a wonderful start. |
Mandatory Macarena Mondays.
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Capital punishment would become entertainment. I'm talking sectioning off large expanses of land and dropping death row inmates with gratuitious amounts of contraband. Let them do what they want and broadcast it.
A common sense law would be introduced. If my response to a case is "holy shit this guy's an idiot" its case closed. Censorship and politcal correctness would be out the window. PC may sound nicer but it still means the same damn thing. Words only hurt if you let em folks. Sun worship would make a comeback. We miss you Ra. Currency is too cumbersome, barter and trade is the way to go. It may halt progression but hey, it would take care of our obesity problem. Smoking sections would be encouraged again. Grade school would be graded like college. Do what you're supposed to you get a C. "A" is not for attendance. Let the punishment fit the crime. Rapists are raped, murderers are killed in the same brutal fashion, drug dealers are forced to take large quantities of the drugs they push. Leaders will return to the front lines of their wars. Also guns will be destroyed. I want to see the world leaders of today lead a spear charge. Golf will become a full contact sport, as will football (american). "Unnecessary roughness" my ass. I'll stop for now. I'm sure I'll think up more later. |
Well, I wouldn't be running any nations, that's for damn sure. I'd just get a farm going and except for getting good tv and internet going again, I'd keep to a simpler lifestyle where I don't have to try and find a place in any stupidly complicated society.
I would keep cows, pigs, and ducks, and I wouldn't need a license for my car. Which I would totally own now that I get to have a farm. I could also supply certain contraband crops, and distill alcohol for people from corn and potatoes and stuff. |
So... I'm the only one who is going to rule over the broken wastelands from a black tower somewhere in the rocky mountains with my beautiful concubines from a throne thats made of bone but has a giant bean bag chair on it to make it comfy?
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I would get rid of all laws. Give powerful weapons to chimpanzees and scottish people named Dave. I would play Freakazoid 24/7 on giant billboards. I would eat curry, enchiladas, quesadillas, and cheesecake all the time and make people just sit there and watch.
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As long as you buy stuff from my farm, I don't care how you rule the wastelands Setheris. Unless of course you make my farm wasteland.
I will likely need other people to help me run the farm suitable to feed people/pay for internets, and my ideal is other npf people. that would be the chillest farm ever. Noncon, if my cows provide the cheese necessary for the cake and other foods, can I get out of watching you? |
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MANDATORY MACARENA MONDAYS! Those don't happen because somebody at a cushy desk job signs a slip of paper. That needs enforcement. |
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Anyway, for what is arguably a step towards utopia, three simple words: Post scarcity society! |
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