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Bells 10-16-2008 08:39 PM

Boost your brain with Gamer Grub!
 
http://www.gamergrub.com/

http://www.gamergrub.com/img/grub/racing.png

Anybody here brave enough to try this out? It's a PERFOMANCE SNACK for the ordinary gamer.

It comes in flavors like Racing wasabi, and Strategy Chocolate!!

But let me share the expecifics of ACTION PIZZA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Action Pizza

Action Pizza

A great tasting, healthy pizza blend with a satisfying crunch.

The ergonomic container design maximizes fast action dispensing of the tasty treat to curb your hunger while gaming—eliminating the possibility for keyboard crumbs and greasy fingers.

Ingredients: We are in the process of putting the finishing touches. Once we are finished, we will highlight all ingredients and nutritionals.

Great stuff right......?

Magus 10-16-2008 08:49 PM

Eh, sounds like Combos. right? There's a whole ton of flavors of that already. This just seems like somebody trying to capitalize on a catchy name and pretend that you can't just fairly easily pour Combos out of a plastic pouch into your mouth as you can their snack out of a plastic container.

EDIT: Combos are infamous (or should be infamous) for their complete lack of nutritional or food value, though, so maybe if there are some added vitamins into this snack it might technically be better.

Regulus Tera 10-16-2008 08:49 PM

Racing wasabi?

I'm not feeling very compelled to drink this.

Magus 10-16-2008 08:52 PM

It's not a liquid. I don't think liquids have a "hearty crunch".

Or at least liquids shouldn't have a hearty crunch. Who knows what people might be trying to make you buy nowadays?

I enjoy spicy stuff so the Racing Wasabi might be okay (not sure why they combined wasabi with honey mustard), but they can keep their Strategy Chocolate. I hate cherries in my chocolate.

Bells 10-16-2008 09:03 PM

This is what it looks like

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/imag...play/52331.jpg

But hey, at least they are not going too crazy with this right?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us...p-736804.0.jpg

...right?

Kerensky287 10-16-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gamer Grub
What if I do not play Sports games, but like the PB&J flavor?

From the great responses and feedback we received, we intend to remove the game genres from the flavor blends. What do you think of Pizza Blend, Wasabi Blend, PB&J Blend and Chocolate & Cherries Blend ?

I'm glad they made that decision. I think I'd love to try the Chocolate and Cherries blend, but it's not just because I'm a strategy gamer. It's because I like chocolate and cherries. Plus, the arrangements made no sense... though Action Pizza is the most hilarious snack name ever.

Magus 10-16-2008 09:22 PM

Well, Bellsouth, you just made me want to eat a pan sausage wrapped in a chocolate chip mini-pancake mounted on a toothpick. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Loyal 10-16-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion (Post 852157)

*Vomit*

Y'know, I can't help but wonder if there is anything wrong with my usual snackfood, like Fritos, Cape Cod chips, or maybe Smartfood if I can remember to bring a napkin. Make way, guys, Gamer Grub is in the neighborhood and he means business!

Now, where on earth is Seil?

Eltargrim 10-16-2008 09:44 PM

Seil is not available right now. Time to pick up the slack.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2792/20081003aa5.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2...jpg/1/w750.png

russianreversal 10-16-2008 10:02 PM

"Look at this, Motherfucker! I'm eating some chips!"

That's all I have to say on this. :D


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