Because I'm Bored...
 

Well, I'm very much trying to get in the mindset of a "good guy" as some would call it, you know, the one who all the co-workers swoop down on for rescources and gets a bunch of beak marks on his head? Yeah, that one.
Anyway, as a *ahem* "public service" (or, in english, "self-disgrace"), I'm going to be willing to pretend I'm any 8-bit character (aside from Red Mage the Twinkface, and Evil Princess Sara, since we have "bad blood") and respond to your pitiful, waning, unintelligent, idiotic and otherwise quite moronic posts as though I am he (or she, so sue me feminist doits).
Well, fire away. At least I'll get to avoid the pointless spam cakes I have to eat under normal conditions.

So...

Fighter...

I'm having trouble with the theory of relativity. BM already explained that it fuels his hadoken, and then he gave me a good example of what a hadoken can do to- to, well, uh, me.

But I still don't understand how it all works. You know, with the Time-Space and Time Dilation etc...
Can you give me any tips on how, after all this theoretical mumbo jumbo, E=mc squared comes to the plate?

Also, and this question is for Thief, how do I make that little exponent "2" so I don't have to write out "squared?"

Black Mage...
shouldn't this post be in the rp section? since you're roleplaying as 8 bit theater characters..

Mmmmmmm spam cakes... *drools*

Anyway, on topic.

King Steve, is your willfull destruction of the forests all part of a bigger plan? Or do you just like fire?

Oh, do tell.

Martyr: (fighter) What's the theory of relativity? Does it have anything to do with Aunt Swordy? Swords! Swords, swords, swords, swords swords swordity swords!
(theif) Uhm, say, I'll tell you. See you--oh my gosh look at that! *steals your wallet and flees*
Behemoth: (BM) Say, I don't know. If a mod thinks it should be somewhere else, please move it. Now, I'm off to kill that idiot fighter. Thief and his "Plan B" are bad enough...
Ace Bandage: (King Steve) What destruction of forests?!? It's your civil duty to ignore everything I say, I say! What are you doing with all these thoughts of "rebellion"! Quick, guard, kill him!
Mashiroshen: (King Steve) I'm ignoring you...lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalala etc. etc.

so, Garland, what are your views on the demolition of all races? and, if you (or friend) have an idea or plan to carry out said destruction, can you please tell me? I would love to use- i mean uh, read, your thoughts on this.

alright, I'll play
Fighter,
What are your thoughts on black mage's obsessions over pie, killing you, and white mage?

Hey, Chaos(yes, Black Mage has mentioned him), what do you plan to do when the Light Warriors come knocking on your door?

Black Belt

As you may have heard there is a new theory in physics known as "Super String Theory". This theory is expected to prove all the natural laws governing our universe and any parallel ones in existence. For string theory to hold true it needs the presence of 7 extra dimensions in addition to our 4(time,horizontal,vertical,and depth). My question being...How will these new discoveries affect your opinion about spatial impossibilities such as Garlands Castle and how you have been in two places at the same time?

And yes there really is a string theary that needs 11dimensions. http://superstringtheory.com/