The War Game Generator - Create your own generic war game complete with boxart!
 

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/

Example:


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/images/smilies/laugh.gif Go wild, kiddos.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...sxPosP1wJ19fqw

It's a sci-fi wargame. You fight the crab people.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...NKhcXwFBpVKbQE

An educational game. Because, y'know, the western front was full of jungle.

And finally...

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...rDO9xc0xDGWVaN

Uwe Boll's 1969 Tunnel Rats!

EDIT: Bonus feature.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...E0StN0jvM1gIXs

Journey to the Center of the Earth - Propaganda Edition.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...5Q%2BnBFlH7%2F

A game about an idealistic Nazi that the kids will love. With pointer-based aiming and a variety of motion "enhanced" minigames. You and the whole family will fight for the Father Land until dawn. Also includes an alternate mode where you fight for Germany as a wandering samurai, since the first time I checked the link for the image, a guy with a katana walking into the sunset replaced Mr. Soldier there.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...RggDSCcdoBA%3D

A forgotten cult hit from the original Xbox. Drive your side to humiliating defeat in this unique take on war gaming. Score points by hitting speed boosts, skimming rails, and playing football with the enemy before ramping your army over bridges, hills, and enemy entrenchments. Online enhanced for sharing top scores and replays, and playing head-to-head in score and time versus modes. Are you a bad enough dude to drive your army into a guardrail and off a cliff?

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...X1KHBLa0sYtAKg

This one speaks for itself.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...Pcmyvr2b2f%2Ba
I don't think anything needs to be said.
http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...z8t0spkjcBX9hm
Doesn't really seem like a "skirmish" to me. Note the "Early Childhood" rating.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...sin/imageX.jpg
Because nothing says "stealth" like a whole convoy of armoured trucks backed up by a helicopter all rumbling through a blown-out urban landscape.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...in/imageX2.jpg
I just find the pathetic fallacy amusing in this picture.

So you didn't see the sniper nest, either, then?

Also: I'm right now not quite sure how this thread is anything that is not spam.

Your challenge: Explain it to me.

Victory means the thread stays open, failure means I close it for being another ridiculous generator thing that requires no thought, or input to create 'funny' images... that aren't funny.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...a2SBmnXIBbIJjo

Never underestimate the power of crabs! Fight the good CRAB BATTLE against all odds, with endless amounts of pinchery at your disposal! Make War, not Crab Cakes!

Edit: Aw, geez, really Krylo? Crap.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...05648wZJR0KPsq

Brokeback Mountain, WW2 edition.

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...5pRnZzRuh%2BU6

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...EMY%2Bnu4RMf70

Patriots until what?

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...2BbCwHMzjXZwGW

http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/imag...ChugTSXyOsLg51

I don't think they'll be getting any medals.

Well, it's entirely your opinion as to whether or not these images are funny. Whether or not it is humorous really shouldn't be the criterion on which this thread is based, however. It decisively parodies war games, which have become all too generic and propagandish.

"Attack During the Attack"? "Nazi Without Mercenary"? Ridiculous, yes, but basically the sole subject matter for the vast majority of these games. One could also see it as a criticism of our country's glorification of violence, of our obsession not only with war, but with a "normal war", with clear divisions between the participants. This is especially noticeable in a time when we do not have a clearly-defined enemy.

But I could be totally wrong, and you will do what you want anyways, being a mod and all.