Interactive Joel: The second season will piss you off
 

DUN DUN DA-NA
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Previously, on Joel









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Ordinary people....



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Discover a race of head-infesting aliens.

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"It's a bomb!"



Sides were chosen...
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"Don't worry, sir. We'll get you back to Alien Base."



Enemies made...
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"I'm a goddamn doctor!"




Victories had...
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"I'm surely dead now!"




And the unthinkable found...
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"Hey, I just got my Motion Plus! Sweeeeeet."





But as the forces of evil loom on the horizon...
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Hehehehheheh....


Will we find ourselves ready?
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For if we are not...
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We will lose everything.
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Five hours after Joel was revealed, standing alien military forces searched the outpost for any sign of him.
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"Sigh.....

Liutenant Masa confined himself to his room, and began eating himself into a diabetic coma.

Masa's fate is up to you.

Check the drawers for more candy.

The master Chief Helmet you fool! Wear it!!

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There's something wrong with it. Hmm...

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Pretend Time Achievement unlocked! Depression reduced!

New game mechanics? I'm sensing MS Paint Adventures influences!

Also, turn helmet around, then proceed to destroy the accursed Covenant!

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Radar says...

No covenant. Actually, there doesn't seem to be anything here....

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..Except for that.

There is no Catchup on the Hotdog! It's clearly a trap! Plasma Gnade it and proceed downstream

A flying hot dog in a bun. That's...very Freudian. Maybe it means something?

Kill it. Inner conflict and introspection are for wimps. Real men aliens suppress their emotions until they get ulcers and die!

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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A barrier surrounds it, protecting the being from damage.

This isn't your ordinary sort of flying hot dog.