Runs around in underwear: Freakazoid!
 

I was going to post a hilarious picture of Freakazoid disguised as a Shetland Pony, but I'm using a computer that is not mine and I cannot find any good paint program to make a screenshot. Nutbunnies!


I remember catching the opening of Freakazoid once when I was a child, but just this last week I was able to watch both seasons of it, and I'm sad that I didn't watch it as a child. So much hilarity.

Anyway, how many of you watched Freakazoid? Favorite Quote/Moment? Discuss the awesome that is Freakazoid!

"AHAHAHAHA! Laugh with me! AHAHAHA!"
"What a wienie."
"I am not the wienie, you are the wienie!"

"A bowl! I found a bowl! Good for me!"

"Cosgrove, how come you never got married?"
"I like meat too much."
"You could be married and eat a lot of meat."
"I didn't know that..."

"Where did he go? That Invisibo!"

Freakazoid: [on the phone] Guess where I am. I'm at your prison. Me and my friends are gonna rescue the Douglas family and a mime and escape YOU BIG FATHEAD! FATTY FATTY CHUNKY CHUNKY LARDFACE!
Russian Security Minister: Your death will be very painful.
[hangs up]
Russian Security Minister: Notify the prison authorities. I want to deal with Freakazoid personally!
Steph: Freakazoid, you just insulted the security minister and gave him our exact location!
Roddy MacStew: What was the point, lad? What's your plan?
Freakazoid: [thinks a moment] OK, I know you're gonna be mad but I forgot the rest of my plan.


and ofcourse...


Jeepers: You want to see something strange and mystical?
Freakazoid: NOOOOOOO!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH!!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH!!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS!!! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE A COFFEE, WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure Lord Hunter won the show after asking his mother-in-law why she wasn't dead like other people her age.

Or just the entirety of Oops Insurance.

Cosgrov was great, too.
 

Scream with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EDIT: I am the doorkeeper with horrible skin. Answer my riddle, and then you come in.

"Hey Freakazoid, wanna go:

see The Hall of Spackle?
for a mint?
to The Honey Harvest Festival in Acton?
to the mud baths?
see a bear ride a motorcycle?
see Babehart? It's about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.
for a sno-cone?"

"I think there's a THUMBTACK under my fanny!"

"Hey. Cut it out."
*look confused, turn to leave*
"It's your fault..."

"I want a can of hash and some coffee."

"KICK ME WITH A LEAD BOOT!"

"Danger was being assembled by two men named Bob. Yes, two men, both named Bob, both with the same secret desire."
"I want to date Agent Scully from the X-files."
"I too want to date Agent Scully, but I'd date other women too, you know, just to make her jealous."
"LIAR!"

"MMMNEEEEAAA, I am Moron! I bring an important message, for all of mankind!"

"Want to go play a game or pretend we're kitties?"
"Uh-uh, I'm in with The Wrong Crowd."

HULA GIRLS?
 

I quite liked the announcer parts too.

"We are having technical difficulties, please stand by"
"Alright, are we good now? Okay push the red button... NO NOT THAT BUTTON AAAAUUUUUUUURRRHG"
"And now, onto Freakazoid."


I need to go back and rewatch some of the episodes. I am pleased that I finally know where Candlejack came from.

When I was a kid Freakazoid would come on late at night. I remember during one show, Freakazoid said,"Wake up your folks and tell'em you're hungry- GO!" and being a kid, I did. Boy did I get the talking to.