Awww... I'm so touched, krylo... I'm sorry for being such a mean SOB... you can be an imp at the Earthbound's feet...

It takes place in the Dimension of Soft Fluffy Animals, where the demon by the name of Barney has risen again and it's up to Angst Force (ANGST FORCE!!!) to save the day!

Seriously though, it should be taking place in City X, which is home to an enclave of Glass Walkers and a group of Camarilla vampires. Both sides have just recovered from a massive shadow war between the two factions which resulted in the decimation of both supernatural populations. Following a non-aggression agreement, life has been tense, but relatively peaceful...

...until now.

(Or at least, until FZ decides to change it)

That is SO the next RP I'm making with the WoD system...

Angst force? Well shit... I should have saved Darilk for THIS RP.

Maybe you can have him cast some random spell to be transfered into that one? I mean he is sort of off his rocker, just a little bit.

krylo: Power of .. SELF-PITY!
FZ: Power of... WHINING!
IHMN: Power of... ANNOYANCE!
Dante: Power of... MOANING AND GROANING!

Together: Unite and form... ANGST FORCE! (ANGST FORCE!!!!)

We need a fifth... so that we can summon "Captain Goth" to do away with evil doers such as Dr. Delight and her devious happiness spreading inventions!

BassDouken: Power of ... Newbishness! (heck worth a shot)

But I don't want to be whining![/Whine]

Hmm, who else can we lure into the Angst Force... And shouldn't it be "Captian Angst"?

It COULD be captain angst, but captain goth could easily defeat captain angst at angsting...

That would be the most pathetic battle ever...

Captain Goth: "My life sucks, my parents told me to take out the garbage. I'm gonna try and kill myself again..."
Captain Angst: "I am the pure embodyment of Angst itself, and even I think you're a pussy..."

:rmage: - "Angst Force, flying through space, having adventures!
Angst force, ANGST FORCE, FORCE OF ANGST!"

No no.

Captain Angst: "My girlfriend broke up with me... my life is over... I have nothing to live for."
Captain Goth: "My family only makes $70,000 a year, my pencil broke, no one understands me, and I had to take the garbage out. I'm going to try and kill myself again, but fail because I'm so pathetic."
Captain Angst: "...You are such a mother fucking pussy."

Is it me, or does Angst Force suddenly remind me of Ass Force, the team where Bullshit is the Real Ultimate Power!

It's just you.

That is the battle I was looking for, just wasn't able to capture it right. Guess I don't know enough whiney goths to capture what the battle would be like...

EDIT:
Similar, but not quite. Ass Force pretends to have power, Angst Force does have power, it's just the most pathetic powers you have ever seen...

Ah, dammit.

Anyways... I sense that in the RP itself (whenever it may be) there will be five great heroes, who will combine to form... ANGST-BOT! Attacks include Apathy Ray, Supersonic Whining, Contemptuous Diss Attack, and so on...

Stop, stop... You're making me want to cry, go home, and write in my journal!

Aren't you at home already? I mean... most of us are, and with my power of Assumption(YM) I applied the same theory to you...

Or.. no, wait wait, this is SARCASM, right, I got it...
(Note to self: Snefix will die a horrible horrible death at the hands of Earthbound's pet tentacle demons... as if. XD)

thus the true power of angst man!

*Points at Dante's last post* That's right folks, join this RP and you get to spend more quality time with the likes of him, krylo, and IHMN. I'm sure you all feel just so lucky...

Maybe I'll do something even IHMN hasn't done - scare off vets!

:rmage: - "Nh, nh, nh, nh, nh, nh, nh, nh, nh, ANGST MAN!"(To the tune of theme song from the old campy Batman TV show)

If that's what you call it these days, OF COURSE!!! (/sarcasm)

Since dante seems to be on I'll post this now.

Would it be alright if I jumped groups? Mages seem a little overrepresented and as it turns out Snefix's char is very similar to my intended mage.

seems to me that if I switched to werewolf it would balance the groups out nicely and put someone with WoD knowledge in each group.

Don't think it'd be a problem. Just make sure IHMN and lazy know what they're doing, though...

what are you saying there? Darned internet and implied meanings.

Another thing. Someone mentioned that most of the werewolves would be glasswalkers. Do they all have to be? A bone gnawer seems appropriate to the setting and I have a charecter concept for one I'd like to run.

Well, I think you've seen IHMN raving about wanting a flamethrower and all, and I don't know whether he's being serious or not. I doubt lazy has much experience with WoD either, so basically you may ahve to teach them how to keep in-character/genre.

Although, given that this is a crossover, themes fromt he original game might not be such a big issue...

Sure, go ahead. The ida is that the story will be set in and around the city, and Glass Walkers spring naturally to mind when thinking of "urban werewolves". Of course, given that Bone Gnawers can survive anywhere, it makes sense that they'd be in the city too.

ok. I can do that. I'm pretty sure IHMN is just being his usual cantankerous self with the whole flamethrower thing. If not... He will be disabused.

And lo, upon the horizon loomed three pillars of evil, and their names were...

1. The Glass Walkers sent for help from their Forest bretheren, so you can be any type. Just keep in mind that some of the Wolves will be like fish out of water in the big city.

2. That looks like 4 files, not three...

Maybe I cold join...

I thought I was the whiney one.

Hey, Dante made the call, not me. I probably got whining because I was freaking out since the RP was going faster then I was prepared for, and I couldn't keep up with how fast the questions were being brought up and I couldn't answer them.

That's possible, but I might have been forgotten again.(I'm getting used to it because it happens every damn day. I can't help it now and never will, yay! Maybe it's because I'm too quiet...)

Then again, you are the only senior here(possibly) and you're the only one going through hell.

True, he *is* the only senior here... I have already surpassed that stage. But I know what a bitch it is to look at the fricking book and have NOTHING go in after two hours of forced osmosis.

Thus, I didn't study. :p

Yeah, I don't get why people make you study if it kind of makes you fail anyway. I just do a light review a few seconds before the test and I'm fine.

Some people CAN study, and they do. Others can't.

I can't. So I slack. (Go slacking!)

Yes! Slackers unite....tomorrow!(I happen to be a slacker myslef.)

Anyway, why didn't I get the power of Whininess? I'm the whiniest person on the RP forum.

Whine some more and lazy man's character is going to meet a very angry Methuselah... yeah right.

Well, you can go have a Whine-Off(TM) with FZ to determine who's the most whiniest... except don't do it in earshot of us, all we need to know is the winner.

However, FZ doesn't seem to be on now...

I could easily beat either of you in a Whine-Off.

Maybe you should duel lazy man, then.

Yar, I wasn't on.

I could do a whine off, but I'm lazy, and don't like to wallow in self-pity... Just throw it out in random bits. I think Lazy would win anyway since he is always whining about people ignoring him in RPs and that the rest of us post too fast.

And you never whine about anything IHMN, you just pester...

He makes annoying sounds that induce people to want to inflict grievous bodily harm on him, is all.

That's fairly similar to whining though. Perhaps IHMN would be in the running for a whining contest after all in that case...

BEfore that, I would demand the righteus machinegunning begin...

*compares first post to last post* Don't you think that this may be a LITTLE un related to the topic?

It's the World of Darkness, as long as it covers angst and whining of some sort, it's still a legitamate topic...

And if you want to get us back on topic and rip us from our random topics of conversation, just ask an on topic question.

[hyperactive woman voice]Kaigi Kaigi Kaigi Kaigi Kazoku Kaigi![/hyperactive woman voice]

Woops, too much Excel Saga...

EDIT: That said, can Demon join the RP? He said he was interested, but he's probably leafing through the spam...

That would be off topic.

EDIT-And I think we can expect a very long wait with the the outburst FZ pulled out earlier.

Speaking of unrelated!

Look who's happy to be back!

ARGH! MY EYES, THEY HURT AND STING!

And in other news, welcome back Demon. Didn't you say you were going to be gone for one week... over a month ago?

Last month I did say that, yes. But, technically, its been 2 weeks.

Here's a better pic for all the ladies! (And you, too, Zero!)

Demon's perception of time has officially been warped if 2 weeks/one month=a week. Either that or something really wierd popped up.

Two weeks ago (roughly March 29th) I told Zero I would be gone. Now two weeks later (in April ... a new month) I'm back!

*Sticks out Tongue* So there!

Knowing Demon, probably both...

And just to sum it up for you, here is the layout.

Werewolves: 3
Vampires: 2
Fallen: 3
Mages: 3

Each side has one person that knows how the system works. The Mages and Fallen are closed too any new joiners, leaving the Werewolves and Vampires. This RP will not be started most likely for about a month, so don't worry about any sort of time crunch...

I call Werewolf, then.

Bad Demon... You have a chance to even the entire thing, but you ignore it...

Damn, only me and Ecurt in Vampires... must find some way to pull Celes to the Vamp side...

I don't feel right about the werewolf group. There's me(lazy whiner who gets confused easily and is quite paranoid), IHMN(general bastard, pervert, etc. who likes to slaughter things and gets himslef killed easily in things like this), Mage#27(the experienced guy), and Demon(a kind of clueless guy who has a habit of disappearing).

I wonder what he means by clueless ...?

Right, I don't see the chances of you being able to convince Celes to play a soulless undead who drains the life of others as being very high...

And IHMN, the Vampires are going to have the most NPC allies anyway in the longrun, so it should be alright.

She'd probably end up as a Mage... I doubt she'd really want to turn into a snarling death-beast or an unholy avatar of twisted power...

I'll try to sell her on the "sexy predator" angle.

I don't really know(it's me saying this, what did you expect?), but for now I'll say that you don't really know what's going on with the RP right now.

Uh... There IS no RP now, lazy.

EDIT: FZ hasn't finalized the story yet, and I haven't put up all the packets I need to yet.

Lazy. I'm rolling my eyes at you reallly hard right now.

Lazy: He's clueless!
Me: I wonder what he means by that.
Lazy: Well, you see, what I meant was [insert explaination]
Me: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the clueless one here.

*rolls eyes really really hard at Lazy*

Like I said, it was me talking, and you know what I mean anyway.

EDIT: Me talking=50% chance of not knowing what the fuck I'm saying.

SHUT UP! SIT UP! SEVEN UP!

Anyways, I'll try to have the Vampire Disciplines section up soon...

Rolling. Eyes.

Really really hard.

Don't do that too hard or they might fall out...

And perhaps you can tell us Celes' reaction when you try to convince her to be a "Sexy Predator" Dante...

I'll say it again:
Me talking=50% chance of not knowing what the fuck I'm saying.

Whoa! Easy there, Lazy. Just a little teasing going on.

*eyes fall back into Demon's head* Well, shiznit!

Actually it's the truth. I don't think before I say anything.

...It's... it's... demon! YAY!

Run, Demon! Your posterior is in peril!

Posterior? Why would my ...

Hey! Where's my pants?!

I think I should leave before I see something that no man should. *runs off*

I sense a grave disturbance in the Force...

Fly, you fool, fly! The things that man's eyes was never meant to see are coming!

"If my fate is to endure, I must simply laugh."

I shall endure whatever Krylo is preparing for me.

Hm, I wonder why Demon is laughing at krylo in this situation...

Maybe he's just trying to steel himself against the monstrous agony that will surely follow...