I might be ... clueless to whatever he has in store for me.

Plus he doesn't seem to be around, so I have time to prepare myself.

And, to question, is this all pertaining to a joke I missed out on while I was away moving?

No, but krylo's like that. As we like to say... "Jaga Pantat".

Dammit demon. I switched once to keep the numbers straight and then you go and mess them up again!

If the lot of you aqren't careful I'm gonna play a homosexual cult of extascy mage who uses anal sex for all his foci.

Then be a Vamp mage.

Switched once, eh?

I'm not even sure who this is addressing me as you do ...

(Ps. Werewolfs Rock!)

(Pps. Werewolfs Rend!)

edit: Jaga Pantat? Translation, if you please, Dante.

There's no such thing as a vamp mage. The whole awakened avatar thing doesn't mesh with the whole undead thing.

EDIT: Stupid Tremere, I demand they stop existing so I can be right.

EDIT..... right. Everything makes sense now. Sort of. I don't feel like playing a vampire though so I guess we'll go with uneven numbers.

He could always be a Tremere...

Ugh...

I was suggesting that you, Mage#27, be a vampire.

Another way of saying that is.

Then be a Vamp (I should have put a comma here), Mage(#27).

Point IHMN, 20 love.

Mage, your serve.

*Oils up machinegun while wtaching everyone warily*

"Soon... soon... ehehhehehe..."

(On a side note, Vampire Disciplines should be up soon...)

Unrelated, I was reading a little of the Call of Cthulhu disscussions, adn I noticed JLA vs Cthulhu.

Did anyone bring up Hellboy vs Cthulhu?

I actually liked that movie. It had both melting nazis and a clockwork nazi assassin. Glee!

Phaw! I had forgotten about that.

Cthulhu RP had died by the time Hellboy came out, and none of us read the comic book apparently. I think considering the movie though, it would be an interesting battle.

Thank you! Someone else that liked it finally. I thought it was good, but in the Hellboy thread a bunch of haters got on and were just bashing it...

I thought the movie was ok... The 'romantic' scenes were annoying (Though I did enjoy watching the guy get hit in the head with a rock, and Hellboy missing the building), and the parts where Hellboy was sent flying back by hits looked fake (He didn't move at all), but the rest was good. The nazi assassin kicked assed though.

And I wish the fire girl would have been hotter...

When Hellboy hits Myers with the rock!

BWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Seriously. Too funny. And anyone who hates a movie with both melting nazis and a clockwork nazi assassin has got to be a jerk.

Or Jewish ...

Oi vey!

Bah, no chance to machinegun people.

Ah well.

Vampire Disciplines coming up!

True, they should have focused on the action and the plot advancing scenes. The romance scenes just wasted time.

True. You think with the budget they had they could have made it a little better then spinning in air in a straight line...

The nazi assassin was awsome. I could imagine something like that being creating in a Cthulhu scenario, evil immortal wizard and all. You would have thought with Hellboy's Big gun he could have blown it apart however...

She had the sort of skanky goth look which just isn't too good at all...

Last part of Disciplines!

Nice job Dante, and it seems you couldn't find a Vampire Guide that you could easily translate over.

The 'Skanky Fire Goth Girl' is also famous for being the 'Sarah Michelle Gellar Skanky Makeout Girl.'

Combine A with B and you could have made Hellboy just that much more 'Tongue in Cheek!'

Zing!

Heh??!?! Sorry, I don't get it. if it's the formatting, then I can't do much about it. DOC files are too large and TXT files don't support formatting.

No, I mean the way you found a Mage file that you could easily reformat and cut and paste the info out of, while you had to hand type the Vampire info.

You think I can finish 120k of Disciplines AND flavor text in a couple of hours? I am hardly that godly... I found a simplified PDF and just cleared up the formatting.

The problem now is Demon. Werewolf is responsive to my text-manipulations, but Demon is immune. Damn Demon... If I had Demon in front of me, I'd kick the living crap out of him and throw him to the mako sharks...

I figured you had done it over a longer period of time like a day or two...

And perhaps you should look for a new version of Demon? How do you do this reformatting, maybe my version works. Or maybe the font is too fancy to properly transfer over...

And why Mako sharks specifically?

And to think ... I thought they were refering to me ...

I think it's my Acrobat's problem... the older files can be edited, the newer ones can't. May have something to do with the version...

As for C&Ping the text, there should be an icon of a T inside a dashed box ont he toolbar. Clicking that turns your pointer intot he text select tool, then you just shift+select the text you need, then ctrl-c/ctrl-v it to a text file.

After that comes the boring part - making it look presentable.

Well, rapacious giant lampreys would ahve done, but I pity the shars, and I just read a manga called Air Gear where one of the characters has a shark as a totem... Agito, the Gaoh (Fang King)

I'm back now! Demon, prepare yourself for 1/4" of pure anal rending pain! I must be masochistic.

The grave disturbance in the Force is back... Time to take my leave!

Is that the length of the mutant strand of pubic hair you do all your thinking and attempt to reproduce with?

Apparently.

XD

I beg to differ.

Ah. Krylo hath returned.

And he's brought Ren, his dearest friend. And my greatest nemesis (by association. Nothing personal)!

...Would you believe... 1/8"?

That's more like it. You fucking bastard.

I think krylo used " when he wanted to use ' ...

I think she came just to comment on krylo's penis, and will soon leave again.

What's 1/8 of a foot?

Well, my penis can't go without comment.

Edit: Dante, 1/4 foot would be pretty damn pathetic too... that's like 1/12 of a meter... give or take.

That's the only reason I'm here ...

I didn't know you were asain.

Or, you could just say it's 4"...

Me so honey. Me luv u looong tim.

Of course I'm here to talk about Krywee.

Heehee! Krywee!

But I digress. J-dirty isn't Asian...he's just a tiny little white boy.

I resent that remark.

And krylo, 8cm isn't THAT bad...

Yes... if I was asian, I think I'd be BETTER hung.


Dante: I think someone REALLY has a small penis...

Well, Ren does check back here every once in a while.

Which are you using, 1/4 or 1/8? Either way, you're wrong...

1/4 = about 10cm.

1/8 = about 4cm.

I don't see much Asian dick myself, but most of the malays and indians have huge ones.

Have you heard of micropenis? I's the medical condition where a guy has a penis 2cm long when erected.

1 meter = 100 centimeters

1/2 = 50cm

1/4 = 25cm

1/8 = 12cm

1/16 = 6cm

Damn, now that would just end your sex life right there...

The funny thing was, when Krylo first brought her up, I totally thought she was some sort of fictional hallucination of his ...

Which is just mean to say ... After all, Krylo was the only one who gave me any sort of welcome other than 'Gawd! My eyes! The burning!" etc etc etc.

He was probably using 1/12 of a meter... which is closer. It's 8cm with some remainder. Which is what I used because I didn't want to do a real switch to metric, so I just remembered that a meter is ALMOST equal to a yard (very small difference), and just went off of that.

But you were using ", which means inches...

...Poor poor Dante.

Edit: Good point IHMN... I fucked up. I blame Demon. No reason... I just blame him.

Glad to know that everyone's happy talking cock now... And I ahve to go. My last free day in Singapore before I go to that pit of damnation called Taiwan.

We'll miss you and your micro-cock, Dante.

All this talk about cock gave him some ideas...

He's getting his tweezers now.

Edit - 38 pages...

I'm not at least, just felt the need to provide a correction on the Metric system and comment on Ren's random appearance.

See ya when you get back, or get an internet connection.

Well... it's not so random, really. The size and health of my penis DOES concern her...

I'm not even going to ask why, considering in your own words you've said you've never met her in real life...

So, actual on topic post (Gasp!).

Is a sign up for this anywhere near ready?

The sign up should be weeks away yet, if everything is still running on schedule.

Edit: The reason why I had to change my password after Ren found it. She was going to make THAT my avatar.

No, I said it before, I'm going to be gone a long time. I've got Graduation to worry about, so I'll be gone on lots of school stuff, and all my last minute Projects from Hell are going to be distracting me. I don't think Dante has put up all the proper information packets yet anyway, although I'll be getting to work on that. I'll just need to assemble everything he has put out, and figure out what needs to be added.

You should make a new thread with all the attachments on the first page (Since they won't all fit in a post). It's kinda hard to find them in this thread...

Edit - And isn't that avatar half-true krylo?

Well... the part where I giggle like a girl, wear make-up, and suck cock is... if that's what you mean.

I'll get on that before I go to bed. I'll probably just make it into a new post here and store it on my computer though instead of an all out new thread.

And that, is a horrible, horrible avatar krylo... I think it scares small children even...

Alright, too lazy not to double post, so here is every packet posted so far.

Oh, wait, crap... You can only post 5 files at a time. Prepare for FZ's Quintuple posting jamboriee...

Part 2

I won't prepare and you can't make me.

Part the Third

The number after three and before five

Aglust huela, auflaqui!

Final Part

I should report you for triple and quadropale posting... Of course, this 39 page thread with many of my post in it would screw me over as well, so you shall live... for now...

Yes, you have no clue how long it is until you have to trudge through every page of it looking for this info... I refer you back to packet five as to what I call you...

-_-; Maybe I'm being lazy or crazy...but is there any chance we could, you know, make a new thread?

Forty pages....that's a lot to read, and I've been busy as of late.

Ohh, fine. Most of it is non-essential anyway except for those last posts. Instead of reposting them, I'll just do a link to them.