What would be the most infuriating way to end the strip? (Brian, stay out!)
 

8-bit Theater loves its anticlimaxes, and as Brian once said, his favorite jokes are the ones that are on the reader. How many different anticlimactic and infuriating ways can we come up with to end the strip? Remember, the goal is to come up with an ending that will simultaneously piss off the readers and still be funny. Brian, stop reading right here, in case we happen to come up with what you're actually planning on doing.

I'll start.

1) Kill Em All: The "real" Light warriors (Knight, Ninja, Red Wizard, White Wizard) show up and kill everyone else.

2) All Just A Dream: Just as some monumental battle takes place, the Onion Kid wakes up, the whole strip having been a horrible nightmare. (Optional: Then Black Mage kills him.)

3) Author Existence Failure: Brian fakes his own death and leaves the strip without any ending whatsoever.

I've got one too.

He makes one usual strip, where BM pulls up one of his stab-moment. (Like the one from tuesday) and below that, it suddenly says "The end"

You guys just don't know what would be irritating.
Brian stopping now and not bothering to do anymore strips about 8-bit theatre.

It would be more worse than those anticlimatic moments.

This comic should put everything to rest.

Sarda stopping everything from happening, and moving us back in time to the first strip.
Infinite loop comic in 3....2...1...

Tee hee! It's the No-Brians-Allowed club!

...I just realized how you can switch two letters there and become demeaning. D'oh.

Good point by LDJosh. Let's not forget that the Sagacious Sarda is going to have his say before this is done. He has orbs, remember?

Sarda doesn't have Earth orb. But he probably doesn't need it.

Black Mage, in a fit of desperation, takes his hat off to drive everyone in the vicinity insane... only to have his worst nightmare come true: Black Mage's Worst Nightmare

Actually... that probably isn't the most infuriating... I think the most infuriating way would be to just bleed into Warbot in Accounting right after a cliffie and not finish up the 8BT storyline.

Fuc.. I didn't see that there was actually strip ending abruptly in the first post too. Damn my skipping, damn it.

But now I know the worst scenario. Site crashing and Brian getting so angry to world that he wouldn't write comedy gold ever again.