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Krylo 04-15-2004 11:24 PM

Someone catch her before Darilk. He'll kill her quickly, and I assume Celes doesn't want Lidia dead. (That's the thief's name, by the way... it says so on the note... but Darilk wouldn't bother reading it after just being robbed.)

CelesJessa 04-15-2004 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever Zero
Actually, it might have worked better if you hadn't said this...

Yeah, but it just HAD to be Darilk carrying the horn, I couldn't think of any other reasonable way for her to get it away from him other than that. ^^ heh.

EDIT: and yeah, Lidia would probably like living after this encounter.

Krylo 04-15-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelesJessa
EDIT: and yeah, Lidia would probably like living after this encounter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thieves' Guild Rulebook
Rule #416: If you plan on living, never steal from a black knight.

Rule #416a: Unless you're really really good at running.


Dante 04-15-2004 11:36 PM

Is there seriously a Thieves' Guild Handbook? I saw something like that before, and it mostly involved stuff like "You don't need to run fast - just faster than the last guy."

Krylo 04-15-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thieves' Guild Rulebook
Rule 1: There is no thieves' guild. Much less a rulebook.

Edit: I think you're referring to this law
Quote:

Originally Posted by Thieves' Guild Rulebook
Rule 617: You don't need to run faster than the police, just faster than your partner.
Rule 617 a: Running isn't necessary if you can frame someone.


Forever Zero 04-15-2004 11:40 PM

Is there an actual website for that? That looks pretty funny...

Dante 04-15-2004 11:43 PM

I think krylo just makes it up, but it's funny all the same.

Rule 556: Money is good, free money is best. I will always pick up any money I find. I will go out of my way to get money.

Rule 557: I never met a cop I didn't like... sleeping with the fishes.

Squishy Cheeks 04-15-2004 11:46 PM

It should be the Thief Guild Almanac not the Guidebook

"Funny Thief's Almanac didn't say anything about total ecclip.... *Squish*"

IHateMakingNames 04-16-2004 12:16 AM

So, what's going on/where is my guy?

Krylo 04-16-2004 12:19 AM

Your guy could be... reading the note... if you want... I could post what it says here.

Darilk is planning on killing a thief.
Chaos is following Darilk so he can make sure Darilk doesn't kill the thief.
Vace is heading to catch the thief alone.
Zweihander's guy (can't remember his name) is at the inn.
Everybody else is standing around next to a lump of iron with a note attached to it, from the thief.


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