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Magic E-Mail Chicken 04-14-2004 07:07 PM

Worlds worst weapon
 
Fighter invented the idea of sword-chucks, and everyone thinks that it is a stupid idea. Is there an even worse weapon idea out there?

slightly aboveaverage man 04-14-2004 07:10 PM

Yes, Canada has the only working version of it:

The Chicken Cannon!!!

Bob The Mercenary 04-14-2004 07:34 PM

OOOH! *lightbulb magically lights above head* My cousin built this thing called a "spud gun". I know it's nothing new, I just thought it was cool. It's built out of about three feet of PVC pipe and capped at one end (picture a bazooka). They shove a potato (hence "spud") into the front uncapped end until it's as far in as it can possibly go, when it gets stuck inside the pipe. They uncap the other end and spray some substance (I think it was either hairspray or lighter fluid) into the space between the potato and capped end then close it quickly. A small hole is drilled into the pipe leading into the space with the spray. They then take a BBQ lighter and insert it in the hole and light it. I've never heard a bang so loud. It shoots the potato like 500 yards! They practice shooting it over houses. It's so awesome.

Spectacular 04-14-2004 07:40 PM

My people use hairspray.( I judged a mid school Science Fair this year)

slightly aboveaverage man 04-14-2004 07:41 PM

yes, but that is a good weapon! You're just minding your own business when WHAM!! You get smoked with a baked potato.

we are looking for the Worst weapon.

Klyco 04-14-2004 08:35 PM

I thought the topic was the worst (as in devastating) weapon ever. Well, the worst weapon would have to be Foam Chucks. The chain is made of it too.

Bizzaro_Exdeath 04-14-2004 08:40 PM

Ok here's a bad weapon. The double-edged gun. When you pull the trigger, two bullets come out at the same time, one from each opposite side.

Now take a guess on why that is bad...

Klyco 04-14-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bizzaro_Exdeath
Ok here's a bad weapon. The double-edged gun. When you pull the trigger, two bullets come out at the same time, one from each opposite side.

Now take a guess on why that is bad...

Yours is a bit wrong since the gun is not a blade. More like Double Barrel gun. Worst weapon, A Spike GRANADE. YOu figure out how YOur supposed to throw it with out it stabbing you

IHateMakingNames 04-14-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klyco
Yours is a bit wrong since the gun is not a blade. More like Double Barrel gun. Worst weapon, A Spike GRANADE. YOu figure out how YOur supposed to throw it with out it stabbing you

The same way you throw a normal grenade and not get blown up, throw it far, duck under something, or run.

Klyco 04-14-2004 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames
The same way you throw a normal grenade and not get blown up, throw it far, duck under something, or run.

Like I said, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA GRAB IT WITH OUT IT STABING YOU AND STICKING TO YOUR HAND


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