What's your favourite 8BT quote?
 

Mine is "Astos? Mo' like yo' ass is toast!"

I think I'm going to have to go with:

"That's like an argument."
"Well, corpses are remarkably non-violent."
"Is killing a man really murder?"

"When is a mountain fully dressed? When it's wearing Black Belt because he's dead!" BM
Makes me smile every time. In another note I would link to the comic, but I have no idea where it is.

"This is a job for glass blowing, dammit! This is a blow j-"

And he is promptly stabbed by BM.

Where was this?

It is when Sarda brings them back to get the air orb but they havent gotten it yet. I am to lazy to look it up exactly though....

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070602

I'm even more fond of Sarda being flabbergasted at Drownball in this particular comic, actually.

"It's too stupid in too many ways to be real."

WM: Name one positive, non-destructive use for your magic
BM: Ha! That's easy. Give me a scenario.
WM: OK. An orphanage is on fire. What do you--
BM: Use Fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with Bolt-2 set to wide a dispersal.

Someone had this sigged somewhere else, that's how I found this, ages ago.

"It just feels like I'm wasting my time if someone isn't hurt."

Which wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't for the context.