Dogs with Moderator Powers
 

Intelligence goes into making into a mod, no?
Intelligence does not a Wonderdog has...

Brute force and unintelligible barkings does not a good mod make...
So then why?

Investigate this matter we must!

He can operate a parachute, learn how to use skis, despite them not being designed for use by dogs, lasso people, and drive a car. Yeah. Nobody got nothin' on Rex.

Learn to wield a lightsaber he cannot...
No control over his emotions he has shown.
Inner peace he must find first lest the dark side consume him.

Afraid it may be too late I am.
Measures drastic this calls for!
Be put down he must!

Wooooooof woof woof woof woof!

Oh I know Rex, totally kidding himself.

C'mon, Fifth, Rex, both of you be nice. Yodadog is old, and his mind is a bit gone. We need to put him in a home.

I keep scheduling interviews with the Cudgeled Equestrian's Home for the Terminally Posthumous but I just can't seem to get him to go.

More skill Krypo has shown in this matter.
Abuse of power you have!

I see...
Required not intelligence is to moderate these parts.... Dog OR Human.
Like Master, like Apprentice...

See! He can't even talk straight. Poor guy. I think what's best for everyone is if we euthanize him and give him a nice spot in the backyard.

Like Order 66 this betrayal is...
In you much hope I had.