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The Argent Lord 12-20-2008 06:46 PM

Nobody's Posting
 
I'm bored, and nobody is posting anything. This must be remedied. Seriously, I know it's a Saturday night, but we're nerds! We're supposed to have no lives! Way to epic fail at fulfilling stereotypes, guys. :/

Kim 12-20-2008 06:49 PM

We're posting, just now here. We're posting on that other board about how annoying that Argent Lord guy is. You should join us... Wait! Dammit!

Forget everything you just saw.

Dular 12-20-2008 06:51 PM

Were all playing awesome multiplayer games and we didn't invite you.

phil_ 12-20-2008 07:06 PM

I was fishing in Animal Crossing, so I couldn't post.

Vault Of Thrones 12-20-2008 07:09 PM

I'm posting here, now. Who's not posting?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 12-20-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dular (Post 875870)
Were all playing awesome multiplayer games and we didn't invite you.

True dat. I was busy working on my sniping skillz in Warhawk because for some obsurd reason lately I seem to have to fulfil the requirements for the various awards 3 fucking times before they register!

Oh and I've been busy watching Stargate again. All of it. Yes I am quite insane.

Doc ock rokc 12-20-2008 07:41 PM

I got a job...WHAT! i Need a little money after Christmas...and i get a FREE HAM if i work Christmas eve.

bluestarultor 12-20-2008 07:42 PM

I'm generally in the business of waiting for people to post something I can reply to. Otherwise I'm not adding anything or just talking to myself.

Seil 12-20-2008 08:15 PM

I could post a question in General, but I've been doin' that a lot lately. Seriously, the next one was gonna be "How do they get the caramel into the Caramilk?" But then I remembered I just bought Sam & Max for the Wii, so forget posting anything for the next ever.

*ALTERNATE RESPONSE*

I didn't post because I've been too busy posting on NPF in my internet simulator game. Man, that Argent Lord NPC is awesome - totally unlike the real thing.

Kim 12-20-2008 08:23 PM

An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

bluestarultor 12-20-2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 875898)
An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

And incredibly light on resources, since nobody ever posts! Genius! XD

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 12-20-2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 875898)
An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

OR WOULD IT!?

Seriously, how would that even work? I think an RPG, with a class system based on various forum goers different levels of insanity would be much better.

Dular 12-20-2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 875898)
An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

Main character(or God) is Fifth. No questions asked.

Seil 12-20-2008 08:56 PM

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I BEGUN?!?!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 12-20-2008 08:58 PM

Nothing that all of us weren't already thinking about.

Khael! 12-20-2008 09:00 PM

I was considering such a thread yesterday, thinking of how I never start threads. Then the nerd-powers of Saturday called.
We were going to play D&D, but instead one friend had work, two couldn't come since the buses are striking, and one didn't want to walk for an hour and a half in this icy weather. I have decided they're all wuss for not manning it through the cold.

So instead lone new friend (exempt from the above-mentioned wuss label) and I went over around 1pm and we and my DM (friend also) watched Hellboy while fervently talking about WotLK and 4th edition. Until around 7pm.

Kim 12-20-2008 09:01 PM

Can the Fifth character have the magical ability to shit rainbows?

Khael! 12-20-2008 09:02 PM

Fifth already has a character sheet somewhere. Assholery and Improved Assholery were key powers of his if I recall.

Seil 12-20-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthstopholes
Also just so's I've said it, but I'm a tyrant and a junkie. Hell, I'm a junkie for tyrrany. What can I say, it's just so addictive having all of this power.

(I mean honestly, I said it would be insane to make me a moderator, and then they made me a moderator. I don't know what you people were expecting.)

I know we'd all like it better if a classy fella like Croteam could afford to spend all his time around here, keeping an eye on the place. But since he can't, looks like you guys are stuck with me.

Suckers!

(>>)

Khael! 12-20-2008 09:14 PM

That right there? That was Fifth rolling a natural 30 on a d20.

bluestarultor 12-20-2008 09:15 PM

Actually, I think Khael means this thread. (Actually on the linked page.)

Khael! 12-20-2008 09:19 PM

Yes! That's a terrible game idea in the making right there. I mean, the gods totally shouldn't be manifesting amongst the mortals all the time. It can only lead to Bad Things.

Mirai Gen 12-21-2008 02:23 AM

Fuck you guys, I was running a DND campaign and ordering my new computer's parts.

I don't have time for NPF in between Awesome and More Awesome.

Regulus Tera 12-21-2008 02:28 AM

Fuck posting, I'm busy playing Dissidia.

Khael! 12-21-2008 02:29 AM

Now I'm not busy and everyone is asleep. Doh.

Except for Greed probably.

water 12-21-2008 02:48 AM

Haha....posting.... I had a meeting with me and ALL of my MGS games...I love playing them all the way through back to back like that.... =]

Dular 12-21-2008 04:54 AM

This should just be the "What did you do today that was remotely interesting?" thread.

As such, I played DnD(I double-double-double crossed two lords into killing each other and stealing their everything in the vaults while they were fighting), and this.

Take that as you will, now I'm going to bed because that was an intense battle, despite what it looks like.

Lady Cygnet 12-21-2008 06:19 AM

I slept and took care of the sick people in my household.

At the moment, I am working (two computers, one desk FTW!), checking emails, checking forums, and working on some shirtless Sebastian Shaw wallpaper.

Meister 12-21-2008 07:05 AM

I met with friends and we drank a very large amount of beer and watched The Pick of Destiny.

synkr0nized 12-21-2008 11:15 AM

also I am currently visiting family for the holidays.
 
I'm not normally home on Fridays or Saturdays.

McTahr 12-21-2008 11:35 AM

I was working an eight hour shift followed by learning To Zanarkand on piano followed by reading Night Watch!

And also that ninety nine out of a hundred of my posts will be in RaiRO anyway even though I don't play there anymore...

synkr0nized 12-21-2008 11:37 AM

Hey neat. Were you just learning from listening to it, or did you go find sheet music or from a friend, etc.?

Back when I tried to play guitar, I used to go looking for game music tabs to learn. For a while I was OK at playing Terra's theme and the main theme for FF VI. Not that it was all that complicated.

McTahr 12-21-2008 11:39 AM

I am completely tone deaf.

I also read music at the speed of molasses. (Not a good admission for a classically trained-ish guitarist, but hey, we have ways of making it work.)

It was a time-consuming process involving an arrangement of the piece and a lot of squinting.

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 01:04 PM

I was at the office.

No, seriously.

:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 875919)
Actually, I think Khael means this thread. (Actually on the linked page.)

Someone should really update that for me since I took that level in Admin allowing me to do stuff like this.

Mirai Gen 12-21-2008 01:04 PM

And...we have a new subforum?

EDIT: Ninja Fifth.

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 01:05 PM

Quiet up asshole! We don't want him to know!

Mirai Gen 12-21-2008 01:08 PM

You do know this is like a big train wreck heading right towards a new Off Topic, right?

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Must Die (Post 876109)
train wreck

Hey there I don't think we've met, my name is Fifthfiend.

Also, that was the worst mixed metaphor ever.

The Argent Lord 12-21-2008 01:12 PM

Oh, no, I think it was fine. It's already a train wreck, it's just the force of it's horribleness is actually forcing the trains to move together towards a new off topic.

Wigmund 12-21-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 875911)
Can the Fifth character have the magical ability to shit rainbows?

Not just rainbows, but Rainbow Ass Nazi Unicorns.

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Argent Lord (Post 876111)
Oh, no, I think it was fine. It's already a train wreck, it's just the force of it's horribleness is actually forcing the trains to move together towards a new off topic.

If you guys will excuse me I have to not go somewhere else where I'm totally not going to say something about this post.

greed 12-21-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Must Die (Post 876109)
You do know this is like a big train wreck heading right towards a new Off Topic, right?

If a train's still moving is it a wreck yet?

Terex4 12-21-2008 01:30 PM

Depends on how far it slides after colliding.

This just in from the train wreck experts of my household:
Trains cannot stop on a dime therefore they continue to move due to the momentum. Even a derailed train will slide for a while.

Back on topic (if it still exists at this point) I had a post work date with my good buddy Evan Williams. I'm a cheap date, Jack's too expensive.

Mirai Gen 12-21-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 876110)
Hey there I don't think we've met, my name is Fifthfiend.

Okay point.

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 02:41 PM

I like how Kaneda deleted a post just now for being off-topic.

Yes, in this thread.

Sir Pinkleton 12-21-2008 02:56 PM

I've been playing in the snow and hanging out with friends and attempting to mod a Nerf Maverick for my brother for christmas!

I've actually been postig more recently than I have in the past few weeks, so I son't even know what you're talking about.

Donomni 12-21-2008 03:31 PM

I've been feeding my horrible addiction. What else?

Seil 12-21-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

I've been feeding my horrible addiction. What else?
How many times do we have to tell you to stay away from the furries?

Neni 12-21-2008 03:47 PM

I'm part-time nerd and part-time family girl.

And fulltime Christmas-fetishist.

Therefor, I've got enough to keep me busy.

CelesJessa 12-21-2008 03:59 PM

I've been playing Yoshi's Island! But I beat it this morning.

Tonight, tomorrow, and the day after I will be rocking out on Rock Band (1 and 2), baking christmas cookies, making christmas presents, playing Left4Dead, possibly beating Super Mario World, and just plain partying with my group of friends. It will be glorious.

Mirai Gen 12-21-2008 04:10 PM

Okay seriously what the hell, I order 430 bucks in computer parts yesterday and it's no trouble but today I realize I need a power supply and go to order it, but my card fails to authorize? The fuck?

Argh, don't make me go to Staples for a power supply.

Kaneda 12-21-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 876154)
I like how Kaneda deleted a post just now for being off-topic.

Yes, in this thread.

MY BIZARRE CODE OF MORALS IS UNYIELDING.

russianreversal 12-21-2008 05:33 PM

Goddamnit
 
God, I leave for ONE NIGHT and look what happens. Now we've got a whole "hate Argent Lord" cult started, and I wasn't even invited! NOTHING I AM FULL OF BULLSHIT. This is why we can't have nice things!

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by russianreversal (Post 876230)
Now we've got a whole "hate Argent Lord" cult started, and I wasn't even invited!

OH HEY GUYS LOOK WHO TOLD

IT'S TOTALLY RUINED NOW CAUSE RR TOLD

HEY YOU KNOW WHY YOU WEREN'T INVITED RR?

THAT POST OF YOURS RIGHT THERE. THAT IS WHY

Mike McC 12-21-2008 07:11 PM

Oh, sorry I was not here to entertain. I was out getting free dinner at a Mexican place, and then I watched Ghostbusters.

I may or may not have also been trolling the Gaia forums. It is unknown.

The Argent Lord 12-21-2008 07:19 PM

Am I gonna be allowed to read that at some point, or will I have to register a multi?

Kepor 12-21-2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 875900)
Seriously, how would that even work? I think an RPG, with a class system based on various forum goers different levels of insanity would be much better.

I think it would be like a game of Russian Roulette, and the gun is named Fifthfiend.

russianreversal 12-21-2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by russianreversal (Post 876230)
I AM FULL OF BULLSHIT.

And that's why I'm not posting.

Seil 12-21-2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

OH HEY GUYS LOOK WHO TOLD

IT'S TOTALLY RUINED NOW CAUSE RR TOLD

HEY YOU KNOW WHY YOU WEREN'T INVITED RR?

THAT POST OF YOURS RIGHT THERE. THAT IS WHY
Well, since the ball has dropped:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...ArgentLord.jpg

Azisien 12-21-2008 10:43 PM

Now it's not so much a problem of nobody posting, but of nobody posting in THREADS THAT HAVE A POINT.

POS Industries 12-21-2008 11:04 PM

SOME OF US HAVE JOBS AND CAN'T PUT OUT THE INTERNET HILARITY 24/7 GODDAMN.

On the bright side, I get to come home to hilarious things like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdomheart71
excuse me something wrong with what i said bitch im not a kid well teenager but i will rather be a kid then a grown ass man like still playing video games and playing final fantasy please don't try to roast me because you will end getting ur feelings hurt. bye litte bitch

Man, I sure got told. YouTube is serious business.

Seil 12-21-2008 11:06 PM

Quote:

SOME OF US HAVE JOBS AND CAN'T PUT OUT THE INTERNET HILARITY 24/7 GODDAMN.
Hey POS: Fuck you!

POS Industries 12-21-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 876328)

Too easy.

Seil 12-21-2008 11:26 PM

You jerk.

bluestarultor 12-21-2008 11:29 PM

C'mon, you two! Do we really need more forums? :p

Mike McC 12-21-2008 11:34 PM

Yeah, do what I do! Abuse the kiddies and emotionally stunted 35-year-olds over at Gaia!

POS Industries 12-21-2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 876334)
You jerk.

Actually, looking over that quote, I finally realized that I do have a personal inconsistency: Sometimes I can't spell "inconsistency" right!

Holy shit, I was way off....

bluestarultor 12-21-2008 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries (Post 876339)
Actually, looking over that quote, I finally realized that I do have a personal inconsistency: Sometimes I can't spell "inconsistency" right!

Holy shit, I was way off....

No, you had "inconstancy," which would mean something that is not constant. It goes with the "all the time, forever" part of the statement.

Seil 12-21-2008 11:41 PM

What do I have on blue?

Well, he likes FFX-2, for one. What kind of a guy does that make blue?

bluestarultor 12-21-2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 876342)

Pfft! I said it had a good battle system! XD

No, you really want to get dirt on me, you gotta start looking at my first posts as a member. :p

POS Industries 12-21-2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 876341)
No, you had "inconstancy," which would mean something that is not constant. It goes with the "all the time, forever" part of the statement.

See, I just thought it meant not being able to hold your bowel movements.

Seil 12-21-2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

No, you really want to get dirt on me, you gotta start looking at my first posts as a member.
Okay. Be right back.

Fifthfiend 12-21-2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Argent Lord (Post 876262)
Am I gonna be allowed to read that at some point, or will I have to register a multi?

It just occurred to me that I totally could have set up an alternate "Standard User" group to promote new users to for whom Argent = Fucker Forum access would have been blocked which would have kept any new account Argent set up blocked from seeing the new forum. But I see you already did a new account so I guess YOU'RE BANNED FOR MULTI ACCOUNTING YOU RULE BREAKER ha ha naw, but oh well.

Seil 12-21-2008 11:57 PM

Geez Blue.

BitVyper 12-22-2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike McC (Post 876337)
Yeah, do what I do! Abuse the kiddies and emotionally stunted 35-year-olds over at Gaia!

I used to enjoy that, but there's just no sport to it anymore. It's like punching toddlers; entertaining, but ultimately unfulfilling.

bluestarultor 12-22-2008 12:15 AM

Oh, gawd! XD

No, seriously, that was one of the most off-topic General threads ever and totally worth a read. :')

Mike McC 12-22-2008 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 876356)
I used to enjoy that, but there's just no sport to it anymore. It's like punching toddlers; entertaining, but ultimately unfulfilling.

What you do is go to the more artistic subforums, and give harsh critiques. It's funny when they explode back at you with winning comments like "IT'S MY STYLE!".

CelesJessa 12-22-2008 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike McC (Post 876360)
What you do is go to the more artistic subforums, and give harsh critiques. It's funny when they explode back at you with winning comments like "IT'S MY STYLE!".

I personally like the argument "well I'd like to see you draw better!"

Seil 12-22-2008 12:53 AM

No recognition for my thread search skills? D'awwww.

I guess I'll just have to sit here drinking, listening to Broadway Musical music and looking through General threads dated last year.

Mike McC 12-22-2008 12:57 AM

Please, you probably don't even know how to search the 'unsearchable' Dead Topic Repository. I do. I have. There was much math involved.


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