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Mage#27 04-20-2004 01:56 AM

hmm. Calls for a stamina+ performance roll.

Forever Zero 04-20-2004 02:10 AM

I was thinking more along the lines of a willpower check not to be ill...

But keep in mind, he did rip those quotes straight from the Werewolf book... What that say's about the werewolves I won't go into...

Mage#27 04-20-2004 02:32 AM

That's nothing. Try going to a children of gaia moot... (that was a most entertaining game to be sure).

and the willpower is for us. Stamina +performance is for the wolves in the book....

Krylo 04-20-2004 02:41 AM

Well... generally... animals (and that's obviously what they both were at the moment) don't fuck for enjoyment, and therefore aren't going to give a rat's ass about how long/good it is.

Thus, I say the check is unimportant.

And IHMN's character shall officially be nicknamed 'dog-fucker' from this day forward.

Forever Zero 04-20-2004 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by krylo
And IHMN's character shall officially be nicknamed 'dog-fucker' from this day forward.

Whew, I'm not touching that issue with a ten foot pole...

Mage#27 04-20-2004 03:20 AM

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Well... generally... animals (and that's obviously what they both were at the moment) don't fuck for enjoyment, and therefore aren't going to give a rat's ass about how long/good it is.
technically sure but it didn't sound that way to me from the book quote...

also the garou at least (presumably the other was not a garou since in the general run of things mating between garou is frowned upon and wolves don't use condoms) was fully sentient despoite being a wolf and thus probably did care...

and FZ: I second that motion.

Krylo 04-20-2004 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mage#27
technically sure but it didn't sound that way to me from the book quote...

also the garou at least (presumably the other was not a garou since in the general run of things mating between garou is frowned upon and wolves don't use condoms) was fully sentient despoite being a wolf and thus probably did care...

Yah, but the Garou was the male, thus all he'd really care about would be getting off. The female isn't going to enjoy it that much, being a dog, anyway, and he gets the most enjoyment from the orgasm (banning getting enjoyment from a partner's enjoyment... which is unapplicable here).

Mage#27 04-20-2004 03:28 AM

You'd still have to roll though if only to make sure you didn't botch and get an erection failiure or somthing.

Krylo 04-20-2004 03:32 AM

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But, as Waterdancer moved to mount his newest mate, he suddenly remembered that he has erectile dysfunction disorder, and that he had left his Viagra in his pants when he changed to a wolf. 'Damnit...' he thought, bitterly, 'My sex pills are off in the forest somewhere helping a hummingbird get it on.' Never the less, Waterdancer attempted to fit his flacid phallus inbetween the female's labia, but she protested violently, turning and biting at him viciously.

Waterdancer wouldn't need viagra anymore.

Mage#27 04-20-2004 03:43 AM

......

no comment.

why is it that pre RP threads on this forum always end up with Krylo talking cock (or lack thereof)?

EDIT: Nothing else to do. Might as well put up my Char:

Name: Wolfy McWolferson.
seriously do any of you guys know anything about naming traditions for metis? Darn Dante. Runs off to Taiwan whenever you need him.

Breed: Metis

Auspice: Ahroun

Tribe: Bone Gnawers

Age: 17

Description: A skinny street kid. He's about 5'10" or so, and usually dresses in faded, very dirty, blacks. His hair is almost shoulder length ,a lank lusterless brown, and hasn't seen a shower or a comb in months. His skin is pale (he doesn't tan. He just burns) and raw red in several places. He seems to have a constant bad rash.

Attributes:
Physical:
Strength: 2
Dexerity: 5
Stamina: 3

Social:
Charisma: 2
Manipulation: 3
Apperance: 1

Mental:
Perception: 3
Inteligence: 2
Wits: 3

Abilities:
Talents:
Alertness: 3
Athletics: 2
Brawl: 4
Dodge: 3
Primal Urge: 1
Streetwise: 2
Subterfuge: 3

Skills:
Animal Ken: 1
Crafts: 1
Etiqutte: 1
Stealth: 3
Survival: 3
Note: Etiquette represents his knowledge of Garou customs. He neither knows nor cares about human etiquette.

Knowledges:
Investigation: 2
Medicine: 1
Politics:1
Rituals: 1
Note: Politics, like etiquette, applies to Garou politics only.

Backgrounds:
Contacts: 3
Rites: 1
Kinfolk: 1

Gifts:
Create element
Razor Claws
Cooking

Rage: 5
Gnosis: 5
Willpower: 7

Renown:
Glory: 2
Honor: 1

Rank: 1

Metis deformity: Mange (In canine forms this is obvious. In Homid it looks like a severe skin disease and is the reason for the low appearance.)

Bio: His parent's were both Bone Gnawer field operatives working in cities as wyrm hunters. His mother was killed by black spirals shortly after he was born and his father was usually in the field so he was raised by various members of the tribe ,most of whom were relations in one way or another. Soon after his first change at 14 his father allowed him to begin hunting creatures of the wyrm himself. He quickly became a proficent tracker and fighter though he prefered to work alone ,odd for a member of a pack based species.

Personality: Angry. He's angry at the wyrm for taking his mother (and the obvious reasons), he's angry at humans in general for allowing the wyrm to gain the hold it has, he's angry at other Garou for the way the treat metis and the way they treat Bone Gnawers, he's angry at his parents for allowing him to be born this way. Most of it may well be teenage angst but don't tell him that (he might get angry). When he's not busy hating his life he's a decent sort. He dislikes following orders but will obey a member of his tribe of higher station readily. Of other tribes... probably but it depends somewhat on the mood he's in.


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