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Fifthfiend 05-16-2004 11:25 PM

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you've butchered the fight unto a state where nothing should even exist
No, I'm just saying they can't move at the speed of light, at which point things more or less make sense (for DBZ, anyway).

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No, I'm just saying they can move fast.
Oh, fast. Here I thought you were arguing that they could move at the speed of light. Well, yes, they can move fast. I'm glad that's settled.

IHateMakingNames 05-16-2004 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
No, I'm just saying they can't move at the speed of light, at which point things more or less make sense (for DBZ, anyway).

But by trying to bring in physics just for the speed thing, it seems rather dumb to only concern physics with that and ignore all of the other things wrong with DBZ.


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Oh, fast. Here I thought you were arguing that they could move at the speed of light. Well, yes, they can move fast. I'm glad that's settled.
I was using a dumb term, since that is obviously how you think of me. By fast, I meant they have the ability to move at the speed of light, if not faster.



Anyway, how about a this. Hannibal vs. Jack the Ripper.

Omega 05-16-2004 11:33 PM

hannibal would win because of his massive carthaginian armys plus he cept beating rome and rome beat britan and jack lived im britan so HA~!

lazy man 05-16-2004 11:34 PM

I think he means Hannibal Lector (sp?).

IHateMakingNames 05-16-2004 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lazy man
I think he means Hannibal Lector.

Yes, yes I did.

Omega 05-16-2004 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lazy man
I think he means Hannibal Lector (sp?).

just let me be ridiculus and ignore me

Fifthfiend 05-16-2004 11:42 PM

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I was using a dumb term, since that is obviously how you think of me.
Not until possibly just now.

Man, and here I've only been arguing, I hadn't even gone near insulting yet.

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'Jolly' Jack the Ripper v. Hannibal 'the Cannibal' Lechter:

I dunno. First impulse is to say that Jack would win. Hannibal was pretty damn brilliant, but Jack never got caught, so he's got to have an edge somewhere.

[edit]On the other hand, Hannibal was running around eating people. And high society, well-off people, no less. Jack, what, raped and killed a few prostitutes? The police were bound to have put more effort into going after Lechter (and hell, the guy did escape).

And Lechter's definitely got the edge in savagery -- I mean, even a known rapist/killer is going to freak out when some guy's running after him with a carving knife and a fondue fork, licking his lips.

Omega 05-16-2004 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
Not until possibly just now.

Man, and here I've only been arguing, I hadn't even gone up to insulting yet.

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'Jolly' Jack the Ripper v. Hannibal 'the Cannibal' Lechter:

I dunno. First impulse is to say that Jack would win. Hannibal was pretty damn brilliant, but Jack never got caught, so he's got to have an edge somewhere.

now now children play nice ...... any who i still say any man with the carthaginian hoards will whomp a sick little british dude who killed whores and prostitutes

MFD 05-16-2004 11:51 PM

Mmm... Ripper with a side of fava beans...

Omega 05-17-2004 12:01 AM

ok.....new topic of debate

Dr. zoidberg vs Hermes both from futurama.. ohh and hermes also has some Anchovies.... and a lobster mallet


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