| Fifthfiend |
05-20-2004 02:59 PM |
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Wonka gives Gadget some gum, so while chewing it he remembers how fun it is to blow bubbles. He blows an extremely large bubble, it pops, jams the machine and covers Wonka in gum so he can't move while the room they are in is breaking apart due to the gum jamming the machines (Something like that actually happened in the shows).
Something along those lines would happen which would allow Gadget to win.
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Again, in Wonka's factory, luck doesn't help you. Damn fools inevitably get their comeuppance. Where Wonka is concerned, if you're the kind of idiot who puts his hand down the drain just to see what happens, you don't find gold at the bottom, you just get your arm sliced off by the garbage disposal. If you pop the bubble, it doesn't burst onto someone else's face, it just suffocates you to death*. If you see a button that says "Do Not Push the Button" and you push the button, the person who gets fucked is you.
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Gadget counts as a "construct", meaning that he is immune to poison, including the strange effects caused by ingesting Wonka's candies.
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Dude, this is Gadget and Wonka, not D&D. And Wonka's candy has wide-ranging enough effects that something would affect Gadget. Again, full-body rust or permanent gumming up are probably big dangers.
Besides, Gadget's enemies are generally only slightly less idiotic than he is. Wonka, on the other hand, is a clever ornery bastard (least from what I remember of the books... in the movie he was certainly less ornery).
*or, in Gadget's case, just renders him immobile or whatever -- suffocation obviously being a danger very rarely applicable to robots.
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