Until it is cut in half by a Lightsaber, that is.

I'm not debating that. I just like the look of a nicely made Katana much more than a lightsaber. Of course you could make the sword of cortosis(sp?)....

You know what'd be awesome, would be a ring of the Schwartz. Cause, I mean, you don't even have to build those, you can just find one in a cracker jack box.

Hey, there's an idea for a new fight:

Darth Vader vs Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet eats it quick. All he has is comedy, the Schwartz, and an inablity to do anything right. Darthvader is a master of the darkside no contest there.

okay, better one...

Chewie vs. Bartholemew ('Barf')

Same result. The dog seems to have strength but not as much as Chewie. Also, Chewie has a blaster and I never really saw Barf use a weapon anywhere near as much as Chewie. The half dog gets it pretty quick.

All right, but Barf was at least clever, whereas we all know Chewie was at least semi-retarded.

Actually, Chewbacca had a good degree of intelligence. He knew what he had to do, and how to do it - he knew the mechanics of the ship he maintained. He knew how to use a blaster, and aim quite well with it, and was at times resourceful with weaponry. Coupled with good ol' Wookiee rage, he can probably shred the other guy.

Chewie was a skilled pilot and computer technician, just because his vocal cords didn't allow him to speak basic doesn't mean he's retarded....he also has that huge bowcaster. Chewbacca wins.

[edit] are we assuming the jedi knows the only way to kill the highlander is decapitation?

Raistlin vs. Samus

Magic & Blasters!:D

Raistlin seems to be God-Mod personified, and you seem to just like matching people to him to tell them how they would lose. So to that battle I would have to say.... no.

New Battle: Magus vs Gandalf. Battle of the Mighty Mages.