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GatoFiero 06-04-2004 08:21 PM

Here's a fight for you.

Jesus vs. Mothra

No holds barred, outskirts of Tokyo.

Fifthfiend 06-04-2004 08:27 PM

I propose right now that we institute a voluntary ban on matches involving Jesus, Yahweh, Allah, Brahman, or any other entity with significant religous status and a standing claim to unqualified omnipotence.

I mean fuck, if the Raistlin arguments got out of control...

Forever Zero 06-04-2004 08:28 PM

I'll second that voluntary ban.

Dante 06-04-2004 08:29 PM

Bah, Bruce Campbell kills them all with his BOOM-STICK!

Anyway.

Sandman Death vs Discworld Death in a popularity contest.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 08:32 PM

Why is Jesus vs. Mothra bringing a ban? Does some one think Jesus can actually beat Mothra? Gaint monster moth who is up there with Godzilla, while Jesus is just some mortal guy who can't fight.

And for Dante's, since I never heard of either of them, they both lose.

Krylo 06-04-2004 08:36 PM

Pah. Jesus would whup Mothra. He can turn water to wine, blood is mostly water... he turns all the blood in Mothra's body to wine and Mothra dies of immediate and fatal alcohol poisoning before Mothra even notices him.

Also, Jesus is God. God always wins. That's why we bring about the ban... what's the point of having an omnipotent character fight anything? They're omnipotent.

And... I've never read discworld... but the Sandman Death is cool... and hot.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 08:37 PM

Jesus isn't God. Jesus is the son of god, but lacks the godly powers. All he did was some miracles. And he died to Romans.

Edit - And Jesus wouldn't fight anyway, so does it really matter?

Forever Zero 06-04-2004 08:39 PM

Depends. Catholics think God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are all the same being. Protestants think that they are all different. One of the many reasons the two groups split up. Jesus may not want to fight... But God would kick Mothra's ass with a vengence, so I'll go with the Catholic interpretation here.

Dante 06-04-2004 08:41 PM

Among other things Protestants don't believe in confessionals and crap.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 08:42 PM

Even if Jesus is God, it's God is Jesus mode. Jesus never did anything extremely godly besides heal some people and walk on water. And he wouldn't kick anythings ass. And he can die.

It's not God vs. Mothra (God vs. Anything is stupid), it's Jesus vs. Mothra.


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