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Krylo 06-04-2004 09:09 PM

Actually the miracle is WATER to wine.

Blood is almost all water.

The water in blood becomes alcohol, and the alcohol content of the blood is FAR too great for anything to survive.

Fifthfiend 06-04-2004 09:10 PM

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And Jesus never summoned angels
Dude, they came and waited on him after he rejected the devil during his ordeal in the desert.

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he turned his blood into wine, not other people's blood.
Yes, but when beseeched by Mary, he turned water into wine for the wedding of a friend. And blood is mostly water.

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In any case, Jesus has available to himself the full power of God Almighty. He didn't use it in his time of preaching because it wasn't in his mission, and he let the Romans kill him in order to fulfill the prophesies and cleanse mankind of its sins. If he made up his mind to do so, he could blink Mothra out of existence without even so much as a thought.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 09:10 PM

(Edit) Meh, no point. I still think Jesus is just the son of God and does not have any omnipotent powers beyond a couple mircales, but no one else does so Jesus wins.

Dante 06-04-2004 09:13 PM

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I remembered wrong, and it doesn't call him a 'god', but he is called Eternal Mothra, revives some girl, then flies away forever.

Okay, so he leaves the realm of the living and thus he loses


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When has Jesus ever called a plague? That one guy with the ten commandments did, but Jesus never did.
He has the power to.

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If you leave the living realm, you have lost.
And when you come back the battle starts again.

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Transmuting the blood of the avatar of the omnipotent Creator yes, but that is himself. He did it to himself, never to anyone else.
He didn't try.

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Even so, Mortha could take some angels.
Not an infinite number.

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(Edit) Meh, no point. I still think Jesus is just the son of God and does not have any omnipotent powers beyond a couple mircales, but no one else does so Jesus wins.
Then you should define the debate terms more carefully. Concession accepted.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 09:17 PM

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Then you should define the debate terms more carefully. Concession accepted.

How am I supposed to 'define the debate terms'?

Edit - And it took Jesus hundreds of years to come back... Sure he comes back, but these battles should have time limits. That should be a rule. If self reviving takes more then a week, it should be considered a loss.

Krylo 06-04-2004 09:19 PM

I kept my debate within the abilities he exhibited as JC... just altered the target slightly, as one may choose to use five pound telekinesis on a warrior's sword to stab them, instead of using it for something harmless like the cantrip was meant for, one may choose to use water to wine on a creature's blood.

Anyway... we now need a new fight.

Fifthfiend 06-04-2004 09:20 PM

it took Jesus hundreds of years to come back...

Three days. He was in the tomb for three days, then Zombie Jesus jumped up, went and showed all the apostles the holes in his hands, did a little dance, and then went up to Heaven.

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I still think Jesus is just the son of God and does not have any omnipotent powers beyond a couple mircales
And your meticulous, in-depth study of the scriptures is clearly what informs your argument.

The miracles were manifestations of his greater power. If you want proof, go find a bible somewhere -- hell, steal one from a hotel or something, the Gideons don't care.

It isn't like the Matrix, where the hero manifests a couple-odd superpowers and then that's just the utter limit of his abilities. Jesus didn't have such crappy scriptwriters.

Why am I having this argument? I don't even like Christianity.

I add this to reasons why we should just let Jesus arguments alone.

IHateMakingNames 06-04-2004 09:21 PM

A navy guy vs. an army guy.

Fifthfiend 06-04-2004 09:21 PM

A navy guy vs. an army guy.

Army guy, unless the navy guy is a SEAL or a Marine.

GatoFiero 06-04-2004 09:22 PM

heh, the debate rages. I'll say the same thing here that i said the time someone asked me this question.

Neither of them win, because the fight draws out Godzilla and he pwns them both. But then the JDF get's Godzilla drunk on sake and he passes out on the tokyo tower.

So in the end, no one wins. Don't tell me the JDF wins, because remember, when something dies it's bowels release...think on that.

Edit - Also, i don't know anything about this sandman death so but Discworld death likes cats so he wins by default.


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