I'm starting to support Kain, probably because so few people think he can win, and I'm in an argumentative mood.

He may be a mopey emo, but so was Romeo from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and he got the hottest girl in the play, and killed two guys who both acted a lot tougher than him (comparing Kain to a character from a Renaissance play is weird, I know....but it's still relevant) he died in the end, but that was just bad luck.

anyway, he should have just beat the shit out of Cecil and then taken Rosa for himself.

1. Even Romeo, objectively, lost, as a result of his overemotional whineyness.

However, he was emphatically not an emo boy, as Romeo was at the least capable of making a move on a girl. Emo boys are totally incapable of actually taking a risk and acting on their feelings, and are only capable of actually scoring if a girl forcefully holds down and rapes them. And even then, the Emo Boy will obsess for months over whether this means the girl actually likes him.

2. Cecil would have pawned Kain like a little bitch.

3. Even if somehow Kain managed to win against Cecil, Rosa would come along, be like "Kain, you jacktard, you are so totally a wussy useless emo bitch," used her white magic to ressurect Cecil, and then gone off to have wild royal sex while Kain sat alone somewhere and cried.

Kain would then kill both of them, burn their castle, and go off to be depressed somewhere....and conquer the world meanwhile.

Kain can do almost as much damage as Cecil, and he can do that jump/fly thing. He would own Cecil in a fight.

also, Kain isn't an emo because he didn't make a move on Rosa, he didn't make a move on her because he didn't want to mess up Cecil's relationship with her (yet).

Has Duke Nukem been mentioned here?

Duke Nukem, the ultimate badass + he gets laid... a lot.

I defy anyone to name a character who not only kicks as much ass as Duke, but also gets laid as much as Duke.

Duke Nukem vs. Everyone

Who wins?

James Bond...he gets more tail.

James Bond gets a lot of tail, true... but I find it hard to believe that he could ever get more than Duke.

Still, if anyone is a worthwhile contender, James Bond is.

Please...NO one can get more tail than James Bond...Gene Simmons pales in comparison...

I'm with BMH on this one, Bond not only gets the quantity, but also the quality. Bond has gotten it on with many, if not most of the fine (or used to be fine) actresses of Hollywood.

Amen to that......there hasn't been a single Bond movie where he didn't get laid at least once.

Actually, the minimum is usually two...and thats just on the job...