Don Juan got more tail than James Bond... but he's hardly badass.

Since James Bond is like 50 and is therefore older than Duke, I think that a total score comparison is unfair.

Let's just compare how much time Bond and Duke spend with any given woman.

Bond: tends to spend about 3 days to a week with any given woman before moving on.

Duke: finds a woman, takes her, leaves. Same thing next day.

Average number of scores per week:

Bond: 1-3

Duke: 7-10

Duke wins.

Actually Bond isnt exactly fifty...but Duke would have to do 7-10 a day for the rest of his life just to try to catch up...

But just consider the amount of time each spend with any given woman. James Bond actually goes through all the trouble of romancing each woman he does. Of course he can get any woman he wants, but a lot of the women he pursues play hard-to-get at some point. Yes, given 2+ days, he will score with any woman. But Duke doesn't bother with women who don't give it up immediately.

Duke won't remember the name or address of a woman he banged last night, he'll just go out and get a new one tonight.

James Bond doesn't get bored any one woman so quickly.

Yes, Bond will get higher-quality women most of the time. But in terms of getting with a different woman every night of the week, I doubt Bond competes with Duke.

Quality over quantity. Every man rather bang a hot chick over 50 fat, ugly whores with genital herpes and various unknown STDs.

Actually Bond can 'charm' them on day one, then bed them that day, he's just usually on a mission, and thats all we see him. But, if he can get two steaming hot pieces of punani WHILE battling evil madmen who threat to destroy the world, then whos to say he's not doing two a day off mission.

First, I strongly doubt that Duke would bother banging a fat-ass ugly chick. He's the kind of guy who'd only care about looks. Yeah, so he might bed a chick with herpes once in a while. While that would suck (huh huh, what a mess), that's not going to keep Duke down. Duke is probably the worst spreader of venereal disease in the world.

BM, while any man would consider James Bond more than respectable in terms of the quality and quantity of women he's had, I still have trouble believing that he'll slam more women in any given week than Duke. I'll believe that Bond can get 4 or 5 in a particularly good week, but that doesn't beat Duke's numbers.

Riddle me this...in any of the Duke Nukem games, where he had to beat innumerable baddies and save the world...did he ever do any hot chicks? (did he? I'm not a big Duke Nukem fan)

In the games, no he does not. He can make strippers take there tops off, but he never gets laid.

Then James gets the win...as the ladies man once said "I have had a job performed on me, but never when doing a job, and for that, we salute you" (paraphrased)

If you think that Duke never gets laid, you never beat the game.

"After a little R&R, I'll be ready for action!"
"Ohhh, come back to bed, Duke, I'm ready for some more action... now!"
"OOooooh!"

Feverish grunting ensues.