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BMHadoken 06-15-2004 08:10 PM

I think Daxter controls the guns when you drive, but nothing outside that.

No weapons anyway.

I pick Rikki, he can throw down.

Krylo 06-15-2004 08:33 PM

Bond wins any and all charisma battles.

And... It's been a long time since I've seen Rikki Tiki Tavi... but he's a fast little bugger. I remember that much. I don't think he's as big as Daxter, though, and he lacks opposable thumbs. I think it could go either way.

Royalspork 06-15-2004 08:36 PM

but I didn't say which gender ;)
bond only gets the girls but Lui Bei got thousands of local peasants to follow him around

BMHadoken 06-15-2004 08:37 PM

I'd give the intelligence nod to Daxter, since Rikki still succumbs to all feral distractions, but then again...Daxter isn't all that smart...

Fifthfiend 06-15-2004 08:39 PM

not as big, definitely, but in battle Tavi was just one living blur. I mean, a bunch of cobras couldn't lay a fang on him, and they aren't any kind of slouch in the speed department. Daxter wouldn't be able to touch him.

Dragonsbane 06-15-2004 09:35 PM

yeah, but mongooses specialize in fighting Cobras, so Rikki had an advantage there....

HurtingInnocentsIsFun 06-15-2004 09:41 PM

The one time cobras didn't kill something. The one time.

Krylo 06-15-2004 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by highonpawns
but I didn't say which gender ;)
bond only gets the girls but Lui Bei got thousands of local peasants to follow him around

Yah. But what's more useful/fun, the beautiful enemy spy who happens to be great in bed AND knows all the enemy's secrets, or a bunch of sweaty, smelly, shit-shovelling peasants who aren't even trained in battle?

Also... I'm going to have to stick with my 'it could go either way'. Rikki would have to get Daxter's neck to do any kind of severe damage given the size differences while all Daxter would have to do is grab him and choke the life out of him or smash him against a rock or something, but, Rikki is so much faster it's going to be hard for Daxter to get ahold of him while still defending his neck.

Royalspork 06-15-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

or a bunch of sweaty, smelly, shit-shovelling peasants who aren't even trained in battle?
I know I am alone in this battle but I must still argue
the peasants become meat shealds and james bond will end up being killed by a girl anyway

Dragonsbane 06-15-2004 09:57 PM

I'd rather have the hot enemy spy who's great in bed AND knows all the enemy's secrets.....especially if she can make cool sprite comics!:D Even if she kills me!


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